THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM

[EmperorChaos]

Originally Said by Yugoloth

Go to hospital = avoid drug test.

Originally Said by Princess Jasmine

what does that mean?

It's a simple math equation Jasmine.

Going to the hospital is equal to avoiding taking a drug test.

Drink bleach.
No drug test.

MATH IS NOT HARD.

Why do I have to explain everything to you?

[hai Jay]

i get the this=this.

...but even if you go to the hospital for ingestion, you're still going to have to take a drug test if it's for a job or court-ordered.

why do i have to explain what i was asking?

[psychoDiablo]

Originally Said by Princess Jasmine

ya know, i could say something about YOUR friends and the stupid shit they do that you've commented on recently, but i won't.

so stop being such a fucking dick.

go ahead. i'll probably say the same thing about them. if it's true anyway... othrwise IT DONT BOTHER ME NONE ya broadie

[Orgoth]

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

who drinks bleach? you people are fucking stupid.

i dont even know how you people run into contact with these people... jesus christ

You want to know how I came into contact with a kid that said chug bleach. Well let's see... He was a super senior (i.e. someone who has to complete another year of high school after their senior year due to failing classes) in a sophomore health class (in which I was in). Said student was a huge stoner and had been arrested for smoking weed behind the police station and lighting a dead squirrel on fire and when asked why, he said he was "cremating the dead animal". Yeah I think someone like that chugs bleach.

[psychoDiablo]

why do you have to point out "that he smokes weed?"
I say weed has nothing to do with why he's burning squirrels and drinking bleach.

If weed never existed, that kid would still be burning squirrels and drinking bleach.

[Orgoth]

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

why do you have to point out "that he smokes weed?"
I say weed has nothing to do with why he's burning squirrels and drinking bleach.

If weed never existed, that kid would still be burning squirrels and drinking bleach.

The smoking weed part has nothing to do with it, maybe if you read my post you would have noticed I said "He was arrested FOR smoking weed BEHIND the POLICE STATION." How fucked in the head do you have to be to decide "Dur, I think it's a good idea to smoke weed right in front of law enforcers." I believe that was the point I was trying to make. Followed by the squirrel and bleach thing you can then understand where I'm coming from. Also maybe you didn't realize that I also pointed out that he was 19 or 20 years old in a SOPHOMORE (i.e. most of us were 15 or 16 at the time) health class. You gotta be pretty DUMB to have that as your track record.

I will admit though, that the fact that I pointed out that he smokes weed, was a dumb argument.

[psychoDiablo]

so you agree with me.

who cares if he's in a sophmore class. i was a senior in freshman geography, because i never took it my freshmn year and waited until my very last semester to take that class,and i'll say it was a pretty good idea. lol

but the fact that he's 19/20 years old and STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL makes more sense to point out. you need help saying what you're saying. that'swhat im here for .

[Orgoth]

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

so you agree with me.

who cares if he's in a sophmore class. i was a senior in freshman geography, because i never took it my freshmn year and waited until my very last semester to take that class,and i'll say it was a pretty good idea. lol

but the fact that he's 19/20 years old and STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL makes more sense to point out. you need help saying what you're saying. that'swhat im here for .

Yeah sometimes, I find it hard to bring everything together without giving too much of a in depth explanation.

[psychoDiablo]

all you need to do is take a deep breathe, and then say what you really mean to say. and it's okay, im here to decipher everything you people really mean to say. it just makes my job easier when you people comply

[Savage_Nature]

To stall a drug test, simply "forget" your ID. They can not legally drug test you without your photo identification.

You can not however, just not take a drug test.

Oh and I drink bleach all the time, as if it's bad or something?

[hai Jay]

i applied for - i think it was office max - online. and you had to submit to a drug test within 24 hours of your interview/call/whatever it was.

[EmperorChaos]

^Great Story Jasmine.

I took two drugs tests for Office Depot and passed them both.

But you couldn't handle working at the Office.

[hai Jay]

story? the Office? Lame.

[Orgoth]

We all talk about how to get them out, what about how to get them into your system? What does that entail?

dur

[psychoDiablo]

lol stupid orgoth. your better off with drugs than paying stupid xbox live

[BrockSamson]

the saliva drug test as far as pot goes if u havent smoked in a week u should be good, if its a weaker one it cud be just 2-3 days thats all i no, and u can get a diluted test on urine and have the excuse of i cant pee n public so I drink a bunch of water so to piss as ez as possible. Phobias get u out of a lot of stuff:)

[Orgoth]

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

lol stupid orgoth. your better off with drugs than paying stupid xbox live

I don't have live

[psychoDiablo]

shut up you crap face lol

[rocknratm]

only weed stays in longer than 3 days, to pass that either synthetic urine, or drink like 3 gallons water, your body will send the plain water right back through (probation, Ive seen my friend do this and he looks super pale and sick and throws up then drinks more, uhjhhjh)

[hai Jay]

your friend can kill himself by overdosing on water if he dilutes the elecrolytes in his body.