THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM - Page 6

foxyphoenix · 09-25-2009

There's a really simple solution to all of this worrying.

Stop doing the drugs.

If you can't stop entirely, then stop for two weeks before the drug test. Surely anyone has that self-control. If you don't, I doubt your merit for a job in the first place.

EmperorChaos · 09-25-2009

My water-drinking method has never failed me before... but, again, I think I failed to drink enough water.

And for me it wasn't that I couldn't stop doing drugs. What happened was that I smoked pot the day before I found myself at Office Depot. While there, I decided to talk to a manager and get an application. I turned it in the next day and thought that it'd be a day or two before a potential interview. Well, they gave me one right then. So, basically, I had to take a drug test knowing that my urinalysis would come back positive if I didn't do something to change that.

Anyway, I am going to go by there tomorrow and see what's up. It's possible they haven't gotten the results yet. Another thing that I am thinking might have happened is that I tested positive for amphetamines and they (the drug screening company) just assumed I was doing crystal meth or something. Adderall is amphetamine salts so, obviously, I'd appear to be on meth. This happened to me the last time I had a drug screening but the company called me and informed me that I tested positive for amphetamines and I told them I have a prescription to Adderall. They called my pharmacy to verify and I got the job.

-=-=-

On another note, I despise how some companies require drug screenings and most government positions require them yet government doesn't require them for welfare or unemployment recipients. Don't get me wrong... I'd rather there be no drug tests at all... but that a citizen who pays his or her taxes, regardless of whether he or she does drugs, is required to have a drug test while another citizen who, due to whatever unfortunate circumstance, cannot at this time pay taxes or find work is not required is hypocrisy.

Blood Red · 10-01-2009

Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

there you go you stupid poor fucks.

lmao, all this shit is funny, half of the ppl dont know what the fuck they are talking about, some are just hipicrites and some are just fuckin morons.

We are beating those saliva tests, the ones with the cotton peices you gotta chew on. the blood one is next, then the hair samples.

ill give you a hint, 90% of it can be found in a dietary/ vitimin store

haha and its not that stupid ass "QUIK CLEAN" shitty ass non working drinks you noobs

oh yeh, prolly some cops reading this too

psychoDiablo · 10-03-2009

lol cops

cops sell u the QUIK CLEAN, it's all a giant set up to catch stupid dumbass kids like you people

i hope you all OD

Blood Red · 10-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

lol cops

cops sell u the QUIK CLEAN, it's all a giant set up to catch stupid dumbass kids like you people

i hope you all OD

fuck yes, FUCK YES
we can only hope they do, thats more dumbasses out of this world, less traffic ! haha

DRINK BLEACH IT CLEANS YOU OUT 100% !!!
PASS ALL DRUG TESTS !!!
QUICK ACTING !!!
SAFE !!!

Thoughtcrime · 10-04-2009

Drink bleach or
I hear that if you sit in a bathtub and position a small electric appliance (a toaster is optimal) on the edge of the tub, plug it in, fill the tub and get in, and then knock the toaster into the tub, it'll CLEAN ALL DRUGS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

psychoDiablo · 10-05-2009

CLEANS OUT YOUR SYSTEM! EVEN YOUR BLOODS! PLUS YOU LOSE WEIGHT! AND IT CURES AIDS!

Jabedin · 10-05-2009

Water doesn't go through the liver....does it?

Guinness And Mohawks · 10-05-2009

i cant believe this thread is still alive. you want to know how to easily pass a drug test? wait until an impending war, and walk into a recruitment office high, they need bodies, not quality. they will show you how to get through the testing easily.... not that i know from personal experience

Thoughtcrime · 10-08-2009

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Lol@ guest traffic.

psychoDiablo · 04-24-2010

IT WORKED!

I DID IT!

I FOLLOWED STEP 1 from POST 1 and IT WORKED!

I AM OFFICIALLY CLEAN.

I didn't take any drinks or vitamins or be stupid and drink bleach. I just stopped doing drugs and 2 months later I AM FUCKING CLEAN.

thank you for your great wisdom and intelligence psychoDiablo. Your way to get clean is absolutely the greatest and easiest way. ALL PRAISE, psychoDiablo!

EmperorChaos · 04-25-2010

You are not entirely clean. You still have a bit of Mexican on you.

Orgoth · 04-28-2010

Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

IT WORKED!

I DID IT!

I FOLLOWED STEP 1 from POST 1 and IT WORKED!

I AM OFFICIALLY CLEAN.

I didn't take any drinks or vitamins or be stupid and drink bleach. I just stopped doing drugs and 2 months later I AM FUCKING CLEAN.

thank you for your great wisdom and intelligence psychoDiablo. Your way to get clean is absolutely the greatest and easiest way. ALL PRAISE, psychoDiablo!

I'm telling you, just chug bleach, it works

PS I do not condone drinking bleach, it will kill you, do not under any circumstances drink bleach. That is all.

hai Jay · 04-28-2010

i swear a guy told me that swallowing a cotton ball dipped in bleach, or drinking a cup of water with lemon juice (for taste) and a cap-ful of bleach will detox you...and you pee black stuff (I think he said).

Yugoloth · 04-28-2010

Quote:

Originally Said by Princess Jasmine

i swear a guy told me that swallowing a cotton ball dipped in bleach, or drinking a cup of water with lemon juice (for taste) and a cap-ful of bleach will detox you...and you pee black stuff (I think he said).

Go to hospital = avoid drug test.

hai Jay · 04-28-2010

what does that mean?

psychoDiablo · 04-28-2010

who drinks bleach? you people are fucking stupid.

i dont even know how you people run into contact with these people... jesus christ

try it jasmine. did he also tell you it will put you out of your misery?

hai Jay · 04-28-2010

no no no matt. he didn't tell me to do it. he said something about a friend in jail had done it or some shit like that. it's no one i knew that's ever done it.

psychoDiablo · 04-29-2010

actually it wouldn't surprise me if it was someone who lived out in the neck of your woods that did do it.

hai Jay · 04-29-2010

ya know, i could say something about YOUR friends and the stupid shit they do that you've commented on recently, but i won't.

so stop being such a fucking dick.

09-25-2009	#101
foxyphoenix Ubi dubium, ibi libertas. Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 4,374 Rep Power: 112	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM There's a really simple solution to all of this worrying. Stop doing the drugs. If you can't stop entirely, then stop for two weeks before the drug test. Surely anyone has that self-control. If you don't, I doubt your merit for a job in the first place. __________________ o.O "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance." - Charles Darwin "What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected." - Chief Seattle Almost Smart Store

09-25-2009	#102
EmperorChaos Ruin you like this website. Join Date: May 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 11,726 Rep Power: 151	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM My water-drinking method has never failed me before... but, again, I think I failed to drink enough water. And for me it wasn't that I couldn't stop doing drugs. What happened was that I smoked pot the day before I found myself at Office Depot. While there, I decided to talk to a manager and get an application. I turned it in the next day and thought that it'd be a day or two before a potential interview. Well, they gave me one right then. So, basically, I had to take a drug test knowing that my urinalysis would come back positive if I didn't do something to change that. Anyway, I am going to go by there tomorrow and see what's up. It's possible they haven't gotten the results yet. Another thing that I am thinking might have happened is that I tested positive for amphetamines and they (the drug screening company) just assumed I was doing crystal meth or something. Adderall is amphetamine salts so, obviously, I'd appear to be on meth. This happened to me the last time I had a drug screening but the company called me and informed me that I tested positive for amphetamines and I told them I have a prescription to Adderall. They called my pharmacy to verify and I got the job. -=-=- On another note, I despise how some companies require drug screenings and most government positions require them yet government doesn't require them for welfare or unemployment recipients. Don't get me wrong... I'd rather there be no drug tests at all... but that a citizen who pays his or her taxes, regardless of whether he or she does drugs, is required to have a drug test while another citizen who, due to whatever unfortunate circumstance, cannot at this time pay taxes or find work is not required is hypocrisy. __________________ The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov

10-03-2009	#104
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM lol cops cops sell u the QUIK CLEAN, it's all a giant set up to catch stupid dumbass kids like you people i hope you all OD __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." Last edited by psychoDiablo; 10-03-2009 at 04:13 PM.

10-04-2009	#106
Thoughtcrime I grew up to be black. Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 7,252 Rep Power: 102	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM Drink bleach or I hear that if you sit in a bathtub and position a small electric appliance (a toaster is optimal) on the edge of the tub, plug it in, fill the tub and get in, and then knock the toaster into the tub, it'll CLEAN ALL DRUGS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. __________________

10-05-2009	#107
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM CLEANS OUT YOUR SYSTEM! EVEN YOUR BLOODS! PLUS YOU LOSE WEIGHT! AND IT CURES AIDS! __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

10-05-2009	#108
Jabedin Aladdin's brother Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 821 Rep Power: 40	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM Water doesn't go through the liver....does it? __________________ Wet stinky body hair is back And it brought the bacon In your heart, pumping your blood

10-05-2009	#109
Guinness And Mohawks So cut me open and hear me bleed Join Date: Jun 2003 Age: 37 Posts: 1,062 Rep Power: 43	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM i cant believe this thread is still alive. you want to know how to easily pass a drug test? wait until an impending war, and walk into a recruitment office high, they need bodies, not quality. they will show you how to get through the testing easily.... not that i know from personal experience __________________ Shamless Promotion: Check out The 2nd Ward

10-08-2009	#110
Thoughtcrime I grew up to be black. Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 7,252 Rep Power: 102	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM iphone marijuana how to make money on ebay megan fox free porn Lol@ guest traffic. __________________

04-24-2010	#111
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM IT WORKED! I DID IT! I FOLLOWED STEP 1 from POST 1 and IT WORKED! I AM OFFICIALLY CLEAN. I didn't take any drinks or vitamins or be stupid and drink bleach. I just stopped doing drugs and 2 months later I AM FUCKING CLEAN. thank you for your great wisdom and intelligence psychoDiablo. Your way to get clean is absolutely the greatest and easiest way. ALL PRAISE, psychoDiablo! __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

04-25-2010	#112
EmperorChaos Ruin you like this website. Join Date: May 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 11,726 Rep Power: 151	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM You are not entirely clean. You still have a bit of Mexican on you. __________________ The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov

04-28-2010	#114
hai Jay Time for breakfast!!! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,098 Rep Power: 111	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM i swear a guy told me that swallowing a cotton ball dipped in bleach, or drinking a cup of water with lemon juice (for taste) and a cap-ful of bleach will detox you...and you pee black stuff (I think he said). __________________ Dare to dream.

04-28-2010	#116
hai Jay Time for breakfast!!! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,098 Rep Power: 111	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM what does that mean? __________________ Dare to dream.

04-28-2010	#117
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM who drinks bleach? you people are fucking stupid. i dont even know how you people run into contact with these people... jesus christ try it jasmine. did he also tell you it will put you out of your misery? __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

04-28-2010	#118
hai Jay Time for breakfast!!! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,098 Rep Power: 111	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM no no no matt. he didn't tell me to do it. he said something about a friend in jail had done it or some shit like that. it's no one i knew that's ever done it. __________________ Dare to dream.

04-29-2010	#119
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM actually it wouldn't surprise me if it was someone who lived out in the neck of your woods that did do it. __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

04-29-2010	#120
hai Jay Time for breakfast!!! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,098 Rep Power: 111	Re: THE E Z IST WAY TO GET DRUGS OUT YO SYSTEM ya know, i could say something about YOUR friends and the stupid shit they do that you've commented on recently, but i won't. so stop being such a fucking dick. __________________ Dare to dream.

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