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Old 07-17-2009   #1
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Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

At precisely this time (00:13 hours Berlin time), on this day (18th day of July, 1988), (or 4:13 p.m. MDT on the 17th day of July, 1988), in the tiny hamlet of Frankfurt (Oder), in the happy nation of GDR (Soviet-dominated German Democratic Republic), Hamana Cookie Ulmer (Susanne - no middle name - Ulmer, but now Withrow! - as she once famously told the Immigration and Naturalization Service) was born. She was a happy (overly emotional and extremely nervous) child, with a passion for artistic endeavors (highly dramatic) and a love (unhealthy obsession) for cats. Cats love her so much that they run to (away from - DaVinci) her when they see her and when she strokes the fat on their stomach, they purr and sigh (hiss and scratch - Andy).
Less than sixteen months after her arrival, on November 9, 1989, the lovely wall (Iron Curtain) that separated Hamana Cookie from her future family was crushed. Coinciding with the ingenious event of Al Gore inventing the internets, it was now possible for Hamana Cookie to communicate with the future love of her life (Weasel Wonderboy Withrow). Then in December, 2005, she flew to the beautiful city nestled close to the mountains (Denver, Colorado) to meet the rest of her future family, Madre Moderator-Incomparable Withrow and Punk Tinker Bell Bitchy Withrow. Finally, on July 21st in the year 2008, Hamana Cookie and the weasely one were united. Hamana Cookie's parents were so happy! (relieved that she was finally off their hands).
However, Hamana Cookie was so sad because whenever the rest of us went out for lovely mango or strawberry margaritas, she had to have virgin smoothies! The reason for this stupidity was because Hamana Cookie's new adopted nation had the barbaric minimum drinking age of 21 rather than the more-civilized drinking age of 16 like her homeland. For a full year after she arrived, Hamana Cookie had to endure non-alcoholic fruit drinks. But now the happy day has finally arrived and tonight after midnight, Hamana Cookie will have her very first (first legal) alcoholic beverage! So I, Madre Moderator-Incomparable Withrow, am calling on all Almost Smartians to wish Hamana Cookie Ulmer Withrow a very, very happy 21st birthday!



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Old 07-17-2009   #2
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Re: Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

Alles gute und beste WŁnsche zum 21. Geburtstag Schwesterchen!!

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Re: Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I still have eight months of getting smoothies with you guys. Sad.

Enjoy your liquor, Susi. =D
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Old 07-18-2009   #4
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Re: Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

happy birthday!!
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Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

Thanks for the history lesson Sharon. And BTW cats DO like me, Da Vinci just doesn't like to show his true emotions and feelings. Everyone knows that!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!
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Re: Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

HBHCUW!

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Less than sixteen months after her arrival, on November 9, 1989, the lovely wall (Iron Curtain) that separated Hamana Cookie from her future family was crushed.
You can thank Ronald Reagan for that. He smashed it with his own hands. "REAGAN SMASH". And Pink Floyd. They helped.
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^ Don't forget David Hasselhoff with his song "Looking For Freedom"
..at least he claims that he played an important part with his song in the process that lead to the fall of the Iron Curtain.

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And BTW cats DO like me [..]
Would it be mean to say "They like you to be in some distance"? Yes? Okay.. I won't say it then. :P

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Re: Happy 21st Birthday, Hamana!

Oh right! The Hoff! How could I have forgotten? It also helps that David Hasselhoff is Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and has had experience dealing with bad Germans, like Baron Wolfgang von Strucker of HYDRA.
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Thanks for the history lesson Sharon. And BTW cats DO like me, Da Vinci just doesn't like to show his true emotions and feelings. Everyone knows that!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!
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