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Old 08-29-2009   #1
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Bird Flu

I have decided I have Bird Flu. I don't want to be associated with Swine.

Birds are like the grandchildren of dinosaurs. Pigs are descended from Entelodontidae, ugly creatures. (I watch too many prehistoric animal programs. But hey, the names are sometimes funny... like Leptictidium... Weasel'd like that one. The Oligocene Epoch was cool.)



See that? Ugly!



Beautiful!

Bird Flu Wins!
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Re: Bird Flu

you just want bird flu to get with the chicken lady

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