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Old 02-20-2003   #1
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Girlfriend / Boyfriend Remote

I'm selling these for $20.00 each. Who wants one?

(BTW, a cursory inspection would indicate the Boyfriend Remote is just a photoshopped knockoff of the Girlfriend Remote, so it's apparent which one came first )

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Old 02-20-2003   #2
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lol thats good haha
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lol, PMS Off.
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Good Photoshop Job ! A+ ... didnt even see the difference at first.
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LOL! I'll take 2 (incase I lose-she hides one)
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Great idea weasel, if only there was a button to turn off her PMS!
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Shutup, el lamo, there clearly is a pms-off button, but i wish it was real, only the other day did my girlfreind stop me cause of her time of the month, bitch!
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Jokes mate, jokes!!!
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sweathog, you rock!
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...like guys don't get pms too...please.
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I'd take one of each, just to turn my own PMS off... lol. I love the penis adjustment buttons...
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