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Old 10-28-2003   #1
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Wanna know funniest thing in world?

Answer: womens rights
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Old 10-28-2003   #2
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Re: Bad joke

damn... you're really struggling on that one... that's not even remotely funny, and would probably get your ass kicked if this weren't a forum.
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Re: Bad joke

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damn... you're really struggling on that one... that's not even remotely funny, and would probably get your ass kicked if this weren't a forum.
You definitally got that right!
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Old 11-03-2003   #4
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Re: Bad joke

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that's a bad joke...
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Re: Bad joke

....that makes me angry.
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Re: Bad joke

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Wanna know funniest thing in world?

Answer: womens rights
That'll get you hurt IRL. One time, my friend David and I had a class filled with feminazis. I mean, real maneaters, and we were the only two guys in the class. Everyday they would bitch and complain about how something in their life wasn't going right and it was because of men somehow. I mean literally it was like:

"My car broke down"

"That's because a man designed that model to be flawed on purpose so you'd be out more money to go to a mechanic."

"I hate men"

"Me too"

Forget being cordial, if I held the door open for them, they gave me 'eat shit and die' looks. Holy hell, I hold the door open for everyone. It's just how I was raised.

Anyway, one day, they started complaining about how some chick didn't get a job working for the mayor because she was a chick, and jokingly David turns to me and says, "Geez, what are they complaining about, we let 'em vote."

I have never heard so many angry bitches in my life.

Point is, if you ever have a class filled with angry feminazis DROP IT IMMEDIATELY. They only look after other feminazis and despise all else. Men are chauvenist pigs, women who aren't feminazis are simply brainwashed into submissive roles or are floozies who can't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the side.

I hate women who hate men.
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Re: Bad joke

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"My car broke down"

"That's because a man designed that model to be flawed on purpose so you'd be out more money to go to a mechanic."

"I hate men"

"Me too"


Anyway, one day, they started complaining about how some chick didn't get a job working for the mayor because she was a chick, and jokingly David turns to me and says, "Geez, what are they complaining about, we let 'em vote."



/QUOTE]

now reading that was funny!

But we all know, the chicks on this board are not men haters. Keep posting this kinda shit, and well...they will probably just hate you. haha. they're smart like that.
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you got that right!
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