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Old 08-26-2003   #1
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
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Old 08-27-2003   #2
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lmfao... the last one is funniest
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Old 08-29-2003   #4
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lmao!! those were dope. number 9 is the best.
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Old 08-29-2003   #5
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LMFAO!! I liked all of them... although some appealed to me more.
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Old 08-29-2003   #6
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hahaha, those are good!! especially 7!
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Old 08-29-2003   #7
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man those are funny.
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Old 08-30-2003   #8
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funnnnnnnnny!
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Old 10-05-2004   #9
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Wow that is pretty good!

Number 10. What a hoe for a daughter
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Old 10-06-2004   #10
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

number 10..... very funny...
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Not bad at all.
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Old 10-06-2004   #12
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Hehe they were great. :D
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

I love number 7.... especially since i did it to my uncle. We were putting the tent down when we went on a campign trip, and he decides to talk about this.. which i alredy had the "talk", so i decided to start corecting him for fun.
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haha what was his reaction?
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lmao those were nice ;)
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Only 3 tequila's and your out of it. Thats weak

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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Four
Five Tequila, Six Tequila, Seven Tequila, Floor
thats 28 tequilas. I never said they seperate shots
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Number 10. What a hoe for a daughter
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Lol that is the truth!
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