The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

cchyna13 · 08-26-2003

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

poopy · 08-27-2003

ouch

Liquid · 08-27-2003

lmfao... the last one is funniest

psychoDiablo · 08-29-2003

lmao!! those were dope. number 9 is the best.

Gerbil 01 · 08-29-2003

LMFAO!! I liked all of them... although some appealed to me more.

RubberDucky55 · 08-29-2003

hahaha, those are good!! especially 7!

moocow44 · 08-29-2003

man those are funny.

Nemeni · 08-30-2003

funnnnnnnnny!

Summer Gurl · 10-05-2004

Wow that is pretty good!

Number 10. What a hoe for a daughter

shahrul · 10-06-2004

number 10..... very funny...

Sweathog · 10-06-2004

Not bad at all.

Jagged · 10-06-2004

Hehe they were great. :D

Demento · 10-07-2004

I love number 7.... especially since i did it to my uncle. We were putting the tent down when we went on a campign trip, and he decides to talk about this.. which i alredy had the "talk", so i decided to start corecting him for fun.

Summer Gurl · 10-07-2004

haha what was his reaction?

Dill Doe · 10-13-2004

lmao those were nice ;)

james23485 · 10-14-2004

Quote:

Originally Said by Dill Doe

Dill Doe's Rules for Life:

3.One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR

Only 3 tequila's and your out of it. Thats weak

Im like

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Four
Five Tequila, Six Tequila, Seven Tequila, Floor
thats 28 tequilas. I never said they seperate shots

SpudNuts · 10-14-2004

schism- · 10-14-2004

Quote:

Originally Said by Mount_Zion23

Number 10. What a hoe for a daughter

Rich hoe.

Summer Gurl · 10-14-2004

Lol that is the truth!

08-26-2003	#1
cchyna13 Newbie Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 36	The Good, the Bad and the Ugly The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do __________________ ~Smokey~

08-27-2003	#2
poopy The ?mægå Mån Join Date: Oct 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 2,800 Rep Power: 51	ouch __________________ BEWARE: When eating snacks remember that the fruit roll-up factory feels the need to endanger our lives with a potentially suffocatingly thin transluscent plastic. I am outraged and currently on my way out the door to start a petition for a boycott of any and all fruit roll-up snacks. Please send me a message or post your name, telephone number, and address, and some one will be by to get your signature. Thank You

08-29-2003	#4
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	lmao!! those were dope. number 9 is the best. __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

08-29-2003	#5
Gerbil 01 Bite me bitch!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 1,206 Rep Power: 49	LMFAO!! I liked all of them... although some appealed to me more. __________________ "I hate stupid people... yet I love to laugh at them. Does that make me a hypocrite?" "Laughing at the ignorant, gullible, delusional, stupid, whining, and self righteous assholes... since 1982." * Disclaimer - If you read the above statement, and it offends you, then you'll know I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.

08-29-2003	#6
RubberDucky55 Almost Smart Master Join Date: Apr 2003 Age: 33 Posts: 2,236 Rep Power: 51	hahaha, those are good!! especially 7! __________________ Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. MaNahMahNa

08-27-2003	#3
Liquid Well Known Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 277 Rep Power: 37	lmfao... the last one is funniest

08-29-2003	#7
moocow44 Procrastination Street. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,366 Rep Power: 40	man those are funny. __________________ AXO. Fuck Your Scene. http://www.myspace.com/arikakaosa Spread The Word

08-30-2003	#8
Nemeni Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 118 Rep Power: 36	funnnnnnnnny! __________________ Rock On! <Oh man!>

10-05-2004	#9
Summer Gurl She shines like the summer sun Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 36 Posts: 4,790 Rep Power: 54	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Wow that is pretty good! Number 10. What a hoe for a daughter __________________

10-06-2004	#10
shahrul cool guy Join Date: May 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 365 Rep Power: 35	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly number 10..... very funny... __________________ simple poem for u"forgetting u is hard to do but forgetting me is up to u, forget me not, forget me never, forget this post but not the sender........ me,myself,and i....

10-06-2004	#11
Sweathog Experienced Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 364 Rep Power: 37	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Not bad at all. __________________ The Russian Discussion I'm back, motherfuckers! See what I see...

10-06-2004	#12
Jagged Live, Love, Laugh. Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 34 Posts: 1,631 Rep Power: 47	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Hehe they were great. :D __________________ "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no ones definition of your life, but define yourself."

10-07-2004	#13
Demento Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 3,071 Rep Power: 67	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly I love number 7.... especially since i did it to my uncle. We were putting the tent down when we went on a campign trip, and he decides to talk about this.. which i alredy had the "talk", so i decided to start corecting him for fun.

10-13-2004	#15
Dill Doe Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Age: 34 Posts: 135 Rep Power: 34	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly lmao those were nice ;) __________________ ===========------- Go Fukitol! "Our lips touched, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses." Dill Doe's Rules for Life: 1.Life is sexually transmitted 2.Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids, protection is critical. 3.One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR

10-14-2004	#17
SpudNuts Just Bubblin' Join Date: Mar 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 2,179 Rep Power: 52	Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly __________________ Alba gu bràth

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