The Moral Of The Story Is...

ablethevoice · 07-17-2006

The teacher gave her fifth grade class the following assignment: "Students, this evening I would like for you to ask your parents to tell you a story that has a moral at the end. Tomorrow, you can share the story with the class."

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

When there was one little boy left, the teacher asked: "Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen."

"She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens, Tony!" said the teacher, in shock. "What was the moral of this horrible story?"

Tony replied: "Be sure to stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

Bamcubz · 07-24-2006

Damn Straight!!

Demonica · 07-24-2006

lol Angry drunks are funny!

raven_rose2911 · 07-25-2006

thats funny..sorta sounds like how my family feels about me when i drink.

Sweathog · 07-25-2006

That Aunt karen sounds like my kinda woman!

07-17-2006	#1
ablethevoice Vintage Human Join Date: Oct 2005 Age: 63 Posts: 4,131 Rep Power: 90	The Moral Of The Story Is... The teacher gave her fifth grade class the following assignment: "Students, this evening I would like for you to ask your parents to tell you a story that has a moral at the end. Tomorrow, you can share the story with the class." The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. When there was one little boy left, the teacher asked: "Tony, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen." "She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens, Tony!" said the teacher, in shock. "What was the moral of this horrible story?" Tony replied: "Be sure to stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking." __________________ "There Is No Religion Higher Than Truth." - Motto of the Theosophical Society "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein "The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits." —Albert Einstein “It's fortunate for governments that people don't think." - Adolph Hitler Sturkis akidit ("shit happens") - Latin Bent Ears Audio Laboratories - Better Music Through Chemistry MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY. IT'S ONLY GOOD WHEN YOU GET RID OF ALL THE RAPPERS. ))#####D~~~~ (_l_)

07-24-2006	#2
Bamcubz WIFE - MOM - ME Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 60 Posts: 2,124 Rep Power: 54	Re: The Moral Of The Story Is... Damn Straight!! __________________ At the beach, life passes differently. Time does not pass by the hours but by the moments and moods.

07-24-2006	#3
Demonica Hormonal for life! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,163 Rep Power: 42	Re: The Moral Of The Story Is... lol Angry drunks are funny! __________________ Well, She is!

07-25-2006	#4
raven_rose2911 Well Known Member Join Date: May 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 247 Rep Power: 36	Re: The Moral Of The Story Is... thats funny..sorta sounds like how my family feels about me when i drink.

07-25-2006	#5
Sweathog Experienced Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 364 Rep Power: 37	Re: The Moral Of The Story Is... That Aunt karen sounds like my kinda woman! __________________ The Russian Discussion I'm back, motherfuckers! See what I see...

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