Almost Smart  

Go Back   Almost Smart > The Lounge > General

General If it doesn't belong anywhere else it goes here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 04-24-2006   #1
Sir Auric
ZOMGBBQCHEESESNACKS!
 
Sir Auric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Age: 36
Posts: 2,737
Rep Power: 47
Sir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond repute
My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

I ate Chinese the other day and this is what my fortune cookie said.

"Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive."

What was that?

I guess I'm officially emo now.

The Chinese wise men are never wrong.
__________________
With your eyes, see this moment.
With your love, feel this pain.
With your heart, find a rhythm.
With your hands, hold the rain.

I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.
Sir Auric is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2006   #2
Bamcubz
WIFE - MOM - ME
 
Bamcubz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 60
Posts: 2,124
Rep Power: 54
Bamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond reputeBamcubz has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Mine said the following: "Happy life is just in front of you"
Okay.
I'm waiting.
Any day now. *drums fingers on desk*
__________________


At the beach, life passes differently. Time does not pass by the hours but by the moments and moods.
Bamcubz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2006   #3
Summer Gurl
She shines like the summer sun
 
Summer Gurl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 36
Posts: 4,790
Rep Power: 54
Summer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond reputeSummer Gurl has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

My last one said "Anything that is imporant enough to find , isn't worth losing".

Ive found something important and i'm not letting it go anytime soon
__________________



Summer Gurl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2006   #4
notlob
rock star
 
notlob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Age: 33
Posts: 3,041
Rep Power: 62
notlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Skype™ to notlob
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

hehe i remember going to a chinese resteraunt and after the meal i asked for a fortune cookie, and the waiter said 'ok' he goes and gets the head chef, and the chef just said to me 'find your own fortune, cookies dont tell you anything'

so i've pretty much followed that rule
__________________


Check out my music here:Bandcamp, Soundcloud
notlob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006   #5
Sir Auric
ZOMGBBQCHEESESNACKS!
 
Sir Auric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Age: 36
Posts: 2,737
Rep Power: 47
Sir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Good rule.

Interesting, really.
__________________
With your eyes, see this moment.
With your love, feel this pain.
With your heart, find a rhythm.
With your hands, hold the rain.

I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.
Sir Auric is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2006   #6
Kortenie
on NERD PATROL
 
Kortenie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 991
Rep Power: 42
Kortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

I hope this isn't bumping a thread.

now this is a litle thing I've learned from reading those little pieces of paper...

say "in bed" after them.

Take STORM'S for example:
"'Anything that is imporant enough to find , isn't worth losing'-in bed."

:D
__________________
Fully alive, more than most,
Ready to smile, and love life.

Fully alive
And she knows how to believe
In futures.
Kortenie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #7
Sir Auric
ZOMGBBQCHEESESNACKS!
 
Sir Auric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Age: 36
Posts: 2,737
Rep Power: 47
Sir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond reputeSir Auric has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive-in bed.

Hey it works.

Yes!
__________________
With your eyes, see this moment.
With your love, feel this pain.
With your heart, find a rhythm.
With your hands, hold the rain.

I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.
Sir Auric is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #8
Kortenie
on NERD PATROL
 
Kortenie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 991
Rep Power: 42
Kortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Quote:
Originally Said by Ne Me Mori Facias
Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive-in bed.

Hey it works.

Yes!
"You will have a major change-in bed"...

*nervous glance* I have to talk to my bf about those sex change pamphlets now (jk) Lmao
__________________
Fully alive, more than most,
Ready to smile, and love life.

Fully alive
And she knows how to believe
In futures.
Kortenie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #9
notlob
rock star
 
notlob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Age: 33
Posts: 3,041
Rep Power: 62
notlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond reputenotlob has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Skype™ to notlob
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

'your own fortune, cookies dont tell you anything - in bed'

erm... does that mean i'm a cookie molester?
__________________


Check out my music here:Bandcamp, Soundcloud
notlob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #10
Kortenie
on NERD PATROL
 
Kortenie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 991
Rep Power: 42
Kortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond reputeKortenie has a reputation beyond repute
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Quote:
Originally Said by notlob
'your own fortune, cookies dont tell you anything - in bed'

erm... does that mean i'm a cookie molester?
*pats shoulder* the first step to getting over your problem is to admitting it.
__________________
Fully alive, more than most,
Ready to smile, and love life.

Fully alive
And she knows how to believe
In futures.
Kortenie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #11
Demonica
Hormonal for life!
 
Demonica's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,163
Rep Power: 42
Demonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to Demonica Send a message via Skype™ to Demonica
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Mine said "you foolishly believe in the goodness of mankind." no lie...damn fortune cookie told me I was a pansy...
__________________

Well, She is!
Demonica is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #12
Demonica
Hormonal for life!
 
Demonica's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,163
Rep Power: 42
Demonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to Demonica Send a message via Skype™ to Demonica
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

Vital papers will show their vitality by moving to where you can't find them....damnit where is my credit report..
__________________

Well, She is!
Demonica is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2006   #13
krashkitten
peace, love, unity, respect -
 
krashkitten's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 500
Rep Power: 43
krashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond reputekrashkitten has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via ICQ to krashkitten Send a message via AIM to krashkitten Send a message via MSN to krashkitten Send a message via Yahoo to krashkitten
Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo

'in bed', 'with a handgun', or 'on the toilet' all invariably work after a fortune cookie saying.
My favorite fortune cookie, ever, said - no joke - "Whoever told you to be yourself could not have given you worse advice."
Proof positive that some greater power is trying to give me a message, and my continued way of life is proof that I'm not paying a bit of attention to that message.
Rock on.
__________________
Christian Family Values
Luke 14:26
1 Timothy 2:11-2:15



"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." - Aurthur Dent, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


Quote:
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." - Edgar Wallace



krashkitten is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Things I hate (I must be emo) Thoughtcrime Writer's Corner 8 02-21-2006 10:56 PM
Nice tribute to Mud and his Emo friends Gerbil 01 General 30 12-14-2005 06:22 PM
Emo? sazzle General 35 08-13-2005 09:26 PM
How to be EMO Demento Jokes & Comedy 12 07-08-2005 02:22 PM
anyone here play soldier of fortune 2 foolish_philip Gamers Hangout 2 06-06-2004 01:35 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:45 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2000 - 2006, Almost Smart