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My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
I ate Chinese the other day and this is what my fortune cookie said.
"Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive." What was that? I guess I'm officially emo now. The Chinese wise men are never wrong.
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With your eyes, see this moment. With your love, feel this pain. With your heart, find a rhythm. With your hands, hold the rain. I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
Mine said the following: "Happy life is just in front of you"
Okay. I'm waiting. Any day now. *drums fingers on desk*
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
My last one said "Anything that is imporant enough to find , isn't worth losing".
Ive found something important and i'm not letting it go anytime soon 
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
hehe i remember going to a chinese resteraunt and after the meal i asked for a fortune cookie, and the waiter said 'ok' he goes and gets the head chef, and the chef just said to me 'find your own fortune, cookies dont tell you anything'
so i've pretty much followed that rule 
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04-26-2006
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
Good rule.
Interesting, really.
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With your eyes, see this moment. With your love, feel this pain. With your heart, find a rhythm. With your hands, hold the rain. I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.
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05-13-2006
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
I hope this isn't bumping a thread.
now this is a litle thing I've learned from reading those little pieces of paper... say "in bed" after them. Take STORM'S for example: "'Anything that is imporant enough to find , isn't worth losing'-in bed." :D
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05-16-2006
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive-in bed.
Hey it works. Yes!
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With your eyes, see this moment. With your love, feel this pain. With your heart, find a rhythm. With your hands, hold the rain. I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
Quote:
*nervous glance* I have to talk to my bf about those sex change pamphlets now (jk) Lmao
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rock star
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
'your own fortune, cookies dont tell you anything - in bed'
erm... does that mean i'm a cookie molester? |
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
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05-16-2006
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
Mine said "you foolishly believe in the goodness of mankind." no lie...damn fortune cookie told me I was a pansy...
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
Vital papers will show their vitality by moving to where you can't find them....damnit where is my credit report..
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Re: My Fortune Cookie Said I'm Emo
'in bed', 'with a handgun', or 'on the toilet' all invariably work after a fortune cookie saying.
My favorite fortune cookie, ever, said - no joke - "Whoever told you to be yourself could not have given you worse advice." Proof positive that some greater power is trying to give me a message, and my continued way of life is proof that I'm not paying a bit of attention to that message. Rock on.
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