[CONTEST] Happy 5th Birthday Almost Smart

[Weasel]

It's been exactly five years since a few bored guys came up with the idea for this site!

For Almost Smart's 5th birthday, I'm proposing a little contest.

Your job is to produce the best photograph with Almost Smart appearing somewhere in the picture.

Check out the old Fan Gallery for inspiration. The rules are that the words "Almost Smart" must appear somewhere in the picture. Also no photoshopping or graphics programs please.

So what's the prize? The maker of the best photograph (to be judged by me and the mods) will win the title of honorary moderator. It's just like an honorary PhD from harvard, only better. The runner up will win a $20 Amazon.com gift certificate.

Post your submissions in this thread. Be creative, good luck. The last date for submissions is Dec 29, in one month.

Edit: Some clarifications based on initial posts:

1) Yes, it has to be a real unchanged photograph with some kind of reference to almost smart.
2) As honorary moderator will probably just be a respected title, but I may throw in some normal mod powers. If a moderator wins the first place prize or if the winner doesnt like the first place prize, they can opt for the second place prize as well.
3) There are no restrictions except what you read in this post.
4) Make as many submissions as you want. No limit.

[Narnar]

Woohoo! *puts on her judge hat and wields her mallet*

[Savage_Nature]

So it has to be a REAL photo, unchanged?

And what is an honorary moderator??

[Grunt]

You get to join the team of über elite Almost Smart Moderators and help us fight the forces of evil* on this community of cyber beings.

*Psychosis mainly.

Erm... can we moderators also do photos of ourselves with "Almost Smart" in the pic?
just for shits and giggles

[Savage_Nature]

So it really does have to be a geniune unphotoshoped image then.


Alright, it shall be done.

[Grunt]

And please remember, kids view this site too. so no photos of writing on your bits before you stick it anywhere....

[Mr Stabby]

Originally Said by Grunt

And please remember, kids view this site too. so no photos of writing on your bits before you stick it anywhere....

well there goes my idea for getting it tattooed on my wang....damn

Originally Said by Grunt

You get to join the team of über elite Almost Smart Moderators and help us fight the forces of evil* on this community of cyber beings.

*Psychosis mainly.

I say bring it on bitches

[Narnar]

If someone can shave the almost smart logo into their pubes, I'm sure it will get an honorary mention :P

The logo has to be perfect though! PERFECT! :P

[schism-]

Originally Said by Narnar

If someone can shave the almost smart logo into their pubes, I'm sure it will get an honorary mention :P

The logo has to be perfect though! PERFECT! :P

Perfect eh... Sounds like a 2 person job.

I'll split the winnings with you narnar?

[Narnar]

Originally Said by schism-

Perfect eh... Sounds like a 2 person job.

I'll split the winnings with you narnar?

I have the perfect razor for the job!

[schism-]

Be gentle...

[notlob]

ok then haha i felt like a right dickydoodah doing this...but here are mine

[Hamana]

Haaaaaappy birthday AS!!!!
i will make something with eric togther, what it will be... top secret!

[Madre]

So this is even better than an honorary PhD from Harvard? hahahahahahahaha!

[notlob]

how long this competition on for?

[Madre]

You should read the first post. You can post your submission until December 29th...everybody has one month.

[Nami]

...Weapons are considered to be kid friendly, right? Just wondering...

[Grunt]

The news is on 24/7 and shows much worse than weapons.
If it can be shows on daytime news it can be shown on here

[Demento]

Sounds like fun. Ive always wondered why those people made those pictures.

Bring it on.

Ill just edit this post as i go along and have more pictures.

[Blood Red]