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Old 02-10-2009   #1
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A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

all walk into pD's Bar. They look up at me. I look at them and say, "Get the fuck out of here!"

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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

Hahahahha pD owning a bar...... ahahahahahhahahahahahahha!!!!!!*wheeze* hahahahhahaa
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

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all walk into pD's Bar. They look up at me. I look at them and say, "Get the fuck out of here!"

Fuckin' A!!! That was so random dude...I burst out laughing my ass off just now!
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

Oh my god. Even stupider than the original!

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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

lol Jaws, don't be a sore loser
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

that's really cute ethan. that's a real bastard thing to do.
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

ha Mud. nice find. what's so bastard about it Jaws?

damn you downgrade everything Jasmine. your life must be a let down.
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

ha reminds me of Boondock Saints with that old guy who mixes up his phrases.
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

^"We gotta get you a proverbs book or somethin' because this mix'n'match shit's gotta go."
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

if that's so wrong, then i dont want to be right.
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

Yeah, that is pretty hilarious.

And it's true. PLANES DO NOT WORK IN OFFICES!
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They don't even fit.
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

i just noticed he used my name and everyone else's screen names and was going to ask why, then i realized jasmine was my screen name. i forgot i had changed it. =/
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Re: A Jasmine, an EC, and a Npeom5

lol, made famous by Jasmine the Jaws Monster herself, "What?"
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^^Dumb and Dumber.er.

also, why'd i get lumped in with those two?
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