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Old 07-17-2006   #1
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The Moral Of The Story Is...

The teacher gave her fifth grade class the following assignment: "Students, this evening I would like for you to ask your parents to tell you a story that has a moral at the end. Tomorrow, you can share the story with the class."

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

When there was one little boy left, the teacher asked: "Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen."

"She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens, Tony!" said the teacher, in shock. "What was the moral of this horrible story?"






Tony replied: "Be sure to stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
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Old 07-24-2006   #2
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Re: The Moral Of The Story Is...

Damn Straight!!
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Old 07-24-2006   #3
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Re: The Moral Of The Story Is...

lol Angry drunks are funny!
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Re: The Moral Of The Story Is...

thats funny..sorta sounds like how my family feels about me when i drink.
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Re: The Moral Of The Story Is...

That Aunt karen sounds like my kinda woman!
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