#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic

Nadine · 09-17-2008

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley.

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party

my.dragons.lady · 09-17-2008

Another winner *lol*

foxyphoenix · 09-17-2008

HA! This is an oldie but goody; it makes me laugh every time.

Jugband · 09-17-2008

hahahahahaha

Christian · 09-17-2008

nice, havn't laughed that much for a longer time

Sytrohs87 · 09-17-2008

oh dear god, that must've be one effeminate man/nun.

fantastic.

EmperorChaos · 09-17-2008

Hahahaha, that was great.

Pittielynn · 09-17-2008

Hahahaha thats great!

Jabedin · 09-18-2008

Hahahaha That was great!

09-17-2008	#3
foxyphoenix Ubi dubium, ibi libertas. Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 4,374 Rep Power: 112	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic HA! This is an oldie but goody; it makes me laugh every time. __________________ o.O "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance." - Charles Darwin "What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected." - Chief Seattle Almost Smart Store

09-17-2008	#4
Jugband Andrew's spokesman Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 1,304 Rep Power: 41	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic hahahahahaha __________________

09-17-2008	#5
Christian Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 38 Posts: 2,017 Rep Power: 98	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic nice, havn't laughed that much for a longer time

09-17-2008	#6
Sytrohs87 goliath Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 3,496 Rep Power: 75	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic oh dear god, that must've be one effeminate man/nun. fantastic. __________________ "I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama

09-17-2008	#7
EmperorChaos Ruin you like this website. Join Date: May 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 11,726 Rep Power: 151	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic Hahahaha, that was great. __________________ The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov

09-17-2008	#1
Nadine Such a TEASE! RAWR Join Date: May 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 1,625 Rep Power: 43	#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley. The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party __________________ "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." ~by David Bowie "And I hope that in time You will eventually see An oh so slight fondness That you might have had once for me" ~me~ "I don't need SEX! Life FUCKS me whenever it can!" ~Unknown~

09-17-2008	#2
my.dragons.lady happy heretic Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,000 Rep Power: 57	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic Another winner lol __________________ ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ - ~.~ Religion and science coexist when neither tries to be the other. ~~ me "If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." ~~ Cicero "Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food." ~~ Hippocrates *"Trust, but verify." ~~ Damon Runyon Said to me by Andy Stephenson of Hacking Democracy, in memory of and one account. Miss you much, Andy.**

09-17-2008	#8
Pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,551 Rep Power: 101	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic Hahahaha thats great! __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje All along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more... ...One step closer. •°o.O♠O.o°• Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade

09-18-2008	#9
Jabedin Aladdin's brother Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 821 Rep Power: 40	Re: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic Hahahaha That was great! __________________ Wet stinky body hair is back And it brought the bacon In your heart, pumping your blood

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