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Old 03-28-2007   #1
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Out of Office Countdown

This will end actually in exactly 664 days.

Number of days left in office = 664
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,470
Numbers of days since "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq = 1,427
Number of days since V.P. shot a man in the face = 409

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Number of days left in office = 663 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,471
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,428
Number of days since V.P. shot a guy in the face = 410
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Re: Out of Office Countdown

Shouldn't it be written "Out-of-Office Countdown"? With dashes and such?

I may be wrong. *Shrugs*
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hmmm, could be, but not sure how to fix, lol
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No worries. Well...Worries, but only minor, mostly curable ones.

You're not going to update this thread every day for 663 days, are you? I mean, it's obvious by how you're pining over every remaining day of his office how much you're going to miss President Bush, but I think counting - nay - clinging to every day may be a bit overkill.

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lol, yup, I'm gonna try.
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Re: Out of Office Countdown

Number of days left in office = 662 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,472
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,429
Number of days since V.P. shot a guy in the face = 411

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Madre, dont you think this is obsessive bordering on near insanity. i know you are really excited about the bush mans removal from office, so am i for that matter. but this is a little overkill. then again who am i to be so critical, this does however give me a nice countdown for planning a very large party in the honor of that date. i just hope this wont be one of the cases wherein the devil we know is better than the devil we dont.
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Number of days left in office = 661 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,473
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,430
Number of days since Cheney shot a dude in the face = 412

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madre, do you have firefox?

cause theres a nifty little add on that I have that you might like

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3792
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Number of days left in office = 660 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,474
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,431
Number of days since Cheney shot a dude in the face = 413

Number of days since Bleed Black's ban = 3
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Number of days left in office = 659 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,475
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,432
Number of days since Cheney shot a dude in the face = 414

Number of days since Bleed Black threw a tizzy fit = 4
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Number of Days since Bleed Blacks "tizzy" fit: 4
Number of Days since Bleed Blacks Ban: 4
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Hehehe...This is beginning to be redolent of a Mastercard commercial.

"Number of days left in office: 659
Number of days since Iraq war began: 1,475
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished": 1,432"

Concealing a secret adoration for G.W. Bush, tracking every last hour of his presidency: Timeless.

(It wouldn't make sense to say "priceless" as she's not tallying moneys, but days. *Ahem* Yeeeah...)
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A-hahahahahahaha!!! Rep for both of you!

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I will send you a bottle of champagne on the very last day Madre.
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Number of days left in office = 658 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,476
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,433
Number of days since Cheney shot a dude in the face = 415

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Number of days until champagne flows Madre's way = 657 days
Number of days since Iraq war began = 1,477
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished" = 1,434
Number of days since Cheney shot a dude in the face = 416

Bush's current poll numbers - 33% approval rating and dropping

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