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Old 07-17-2006   #1
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Our President Is SOO Funny!!

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The second I saw that story I knew you would post this on the front page.

It happens quite often to politicians, most notably including Cynthia McKinney, Prince Charles, and Ronald Reagan.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Crap. I should know by now that if Madre posts a video I may as well give up viewing it because ALL of CNN's video feeds are optimized for broadband and won't even load on my dialup connected system.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Just watch the evening news tonight, able, they'll show it.

In my opinion it was nothing terrible; I can guarantee you that conversations just like his were going on at the table, they just weren't on an open mic.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Wow, Pres. Bush says shit. What happened to the whole "i'm a christian" air about him?
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Will someone just post what he said? Everyone on the planet is hitting the CNN site and slowing it down.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Here's a section from an article on Yahoo about it:

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Bush expressed his frustration with the
United Nations and his disgust with the militant Islamic group and its backers in Syria as he talked to British Prime Minister Tony Blair during the closing lunch at the Group of Eight summit.

"See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s--- and it's over," Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll.

He told Blair he felt like telling U.N. Secretary-General
Kofi Annan, who visited the gathered leaders, to get on the phone with Syrian President Bashar Assad to "make something happen." He suggested Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice might visit the region soon.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

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Wow, Pres. Bush says shit. What happened to the whole "i'm a christian" air about him?
That's all you need to know. Pres. Bush said the 's' word.... Very, very humiliating to the US population. Poor man doesn't even know that he is so dumb.
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That's all you need to know. Pres. Bush said the 's' word.... Very, very humiliating to the US population. Poor man doesn't even know that he is so dumb.
I hope you're not serious. If you don't think that politicians cuss, you're naive.

Also, my mother is a devout Christian, I've heard her curse many times, people aren't perfect.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Shit, the shit Bush said was right on target.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

I never said that they didn't curse. I said it makes us look bad. It's only an opinion. for god's sake, he was on the record...
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Well technically he was off the record since he didn't know it was being recorded.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Incidentally, he is now on it. I'm just saying. I mean, think of who he was talking to. Tony Blair got so quiet you could probably hear a pin drop.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Umm...no he doesn't. If you listen to the audio after the president lets the word fly Mr. Blair says something else, it's just unintelligible.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

You win. I must be hearing those damn voices again. Oh well * shakes hand*
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

I don't think this shit matters.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

only thing i think is funny is he is stuffing his face while blair tries to talk to him.. hahaha foooooooood
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

Why the fuck is this on the front page? Only trolls would care as much as to put this on the front page. Put this in Jokes/Comedy, or General, or Backpage news, or hell, even all three. Just get it off the front page.

OMIGOD! Our leader said 'shit'! Isnt thta against the constitution!? IMPEACH him! I demand IMPEACHMENT!
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

this is a story?

shit who cares?
i said shit, put me on the front page of every newspaper.
i'm glad he said shit. fuck censorship.
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Re: Our President Is SOO Funny!!

its not even the usual bush-bashing that bothers me. Its the fact that Madre finds that a leader saying 'shit' is news enough for the front page.
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