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Old 07-20-2003   #1
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lesbian joke

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire........
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See you next month
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Old 07-20-2003   #2
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thats just sick...haha
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Ugh. (Please don't misrepresent the sticking out of the tongue)
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your into some sick scat bro
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Re: lesbian joke

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire........
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See you next month
i dont get it
sum1 PM me
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Old 07-21-2003   #6
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i dont get it...


wait a minute..

ew..
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yeah, what's grosser than gross?






2 vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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rofl.... eww....
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