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Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked. What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup? The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex. believe it or not theres a website just about dead baby jokes! =D www.dead-baby-joke.com LMAO am i wrong for this???
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
What has a blue background and shocks no one.
Your fucking post you massive fail addict twat. You aint wrong for this post, just fucking boring like every other know nothing cunt.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
Yawn.
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Howdy Doodere
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
See that you rickroll twat, you even bored a northener called (wait for the most boring name) DAVE.
So go on, FUCK OFF. Charlaton tit.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
Its really not that funny. I never chuckled at any of them, To simple.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
u gotta b in a stupid mood 2 see the humour honestly.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
nah, you have to be about 6 years old not to have heard them. So do not make a mockery of the English language, seeing how you type, do not post paste and copy text and say something funny/new.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
well damn. u really know how to kill a high. i see ur point but goddamn
and i know its stupid shit, but honestly atleast half the jokes here arnt that funny so adding a few dead baby jokes isn't going to poison what has already become a cesspool
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
How do you pick up a dead baby..
pitch fork Whats fuck about fucking 23 year olds? there is 20 of them. Have a nice day
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)
http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19116&page=1
This was a really good thread for that type of thing though it doesn't even contain many dead baby jokes.
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