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Old 12-08-2008   #1
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Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.


What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples


What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.


What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.


How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!


How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.


How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!


What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.


What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.



believe it or not theres a website just about dead baby jokes! =D
www.dead-baby-joke.com


LMAO am i wrong for this???
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Old 12-08-2008   #2
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

What has a blue background and shocks no one.

Your fucking post you massive fail addict twat.

You aint wrong for this post, just fucking boring like every other know nothing cunt.
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Old 12-08-2008   #3
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Yawn.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

See that you rickroll twat, you even bored a northener called (wait for the most boring name) DAVE.

So go on, FUCK OFF. Charlaton tit.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

Its really not that funny. I never chuckled at any of them, To simple.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

u gotta b in a stupid mood 2 see the humour honestly.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

nah, you have to be about 6 years old not to have heard them. So do not make a mockery of the English language, seeing how you type, do not post paste and copy text and say something funny/new.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

well damn. u really know how to kill a high. i see ur point but goddamn

and i know its stupid shit, but honestly atleast half the jokes here arnt that funny so adding a few dead baby jokes isn't going to poison what has already become a cesspool
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

How do you pick up a dead baby..

pitch fork

Whats fuck about fucking 23 year olds?

there is 20 of them.

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Re: Dead Baby Jokes (warning this may be sick and or offensive)

http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19116&page=1

This was a really good thread for that type of thing though it doesn't even contain many dead baby jokes.
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