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Jason the Monk
Do you think I'd make a good monk? I'd really like to be one, I think. The only problem is that whole God thing. I'd have to either be a believer or become a secular monk. Are there secular monks? I'll have to google that later.
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Re: Jason the Monk
Methinks, the only "good" monks would not claim to be good monks; they would recognize their sinful state and their own incapacity to be good, according God's standards--but even that admission would not make them good. "Good monks," therefore, do not exist--of their own volition--only by God's enabling.
Then again, a "secular monk" might very well define "good" as wearing a robe and appearing pious (heh, or being "marked by conspicuous religiosity")--you could do both of those things quite excellently! (Not that I'm perfect--not by a long, long, long stretch of the imagination.)
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Re: Jason the Monk
I've considered joining a Theravada Buddhist monastery. Considering Buddhists are atheistic, you wouldn't have to swing with the whole god thing, but still have all the rigidity and intense zeal a Christian monastery affords. Let me know if you're ever seriously considering it, 'cause I'd rather not make that kind of sojourn alone.
Also, I think you'd get your ass kicked at a Buddhist monastery.
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Who did the "never going to happen" tag? Jenn, I'm looking in your direction. (All the others were added by me, but my favorites are "uncanny dodge" and "ki strike".)
I think I kinda want to just wear a robe. Andrew, where can we find a Theravada Buddhist monastery?
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well you should be looking this way...
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^Buddhists don't believe in many gods. I think you're confusing Buddhism with Hinduism. Or perhaps have a misunderstanding of pantheism. But then, there are, like Christianity, various sects of Buddhism.
Nirvana is another plane of existence. I could see planes of existence working within a scientific mindset in the form of dimensions of which we exist and three of space and move about in one of time. I think it would be safer to say that buddhists are agnostic.
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I'm fairly certain that Zen, Mahayana, and Theravada Buddhism all lack any mention of gods.(I can't speak for Tibetan Buddhism, with it's dogmatic scriptures and all) The idols and chants seen in Buddhism aren't related to specific gods, but rather serve as reminders/facilitators to those in meditation. Buddhists don't feel that the idols themselves hold any type of power, thus negating their being termed idols in the first place.
Yes, Buddhism has some mystic elements such as nirvana,(defined simply as a state of being where all conflict ceases) but the main difference between Buddhism and the major western religions is that they consider it a state to be achieved in this lifetime. Even if you were to deem them theistic, the only god I feel they'd claim is the universe.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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Re: Jason the Monk
why would you want to be a monk?
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Re: Jason the Monk
Because I can multi-class well as a rogue? And my wisdom modifier adds to my overall armor class?
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Re: Jason the Monk
nope, because you're a fat, smelly, drug-addled mess. and they probably don't make robes in XXXL.
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Re: Jason the Monk
oh, in that case you've got absolutely nothing going in your favor. par for the course, really.
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Hmmm, I guess perhaps I jumped to conclusions. On several websites, it mentioned several gods but that they could not control the course of humans and were subject to the same pains and struggles as humans. Also on wiki (reliable, I know...) it says:
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Buddhism is commonly seen as a religion, highly suggesting worship, prayer, and ritual as other "world religions" do. There are a few others though that say that it should be considered as more of a philosophy of the mind. Perhaps that's where you stand? I guess I also assumed that Buddhism had flavor leftover from Hinduism, which the religion broke from. Hinduism, as was previously stated, does have a god/many gods, depending. I didn't know that the idols, generally made of stone or gold, were simply reminders. Why wouldn't just a painting or the word "enlightenment" be enough to remind them enough of what they are striving for? It just seems like a lot of effort and car being put into a reminder. A string around the finger is much cheaper. Mind you, I’m no expert, but this is what I’ve picked up from my Sociology of Religion class, word of mouth, and the interwebs. You likely know quite a bit more about it than I ![]()
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Anywho, I think the whole "god" bit might have been a mistranslation, but I can't know for sure, because I'm having a bitch of a time finding the Lalitavistara sutra online.. so I'm afraid I can't make any kind of argument against that. All I can say is that I think the translation should read: "I am Tathagata above Tathata, etc." Quote:
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Re: Jason the Monk
Sorry, I didn't have a lot of time to respond to this earlier. So I'll respond now :)
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Re: Jason the Monk
The idea of Jason wearing a smock and little or nothing else is a bit scary. No we wont even visialize that. Wipe it from your minds children or you'll have nitemares.
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Re: Jason the Monk
... OR you could become a Jedi. They get to wear robes too, plus you'd get a lightsaber.
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lol!
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