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Old 09-22-2014   #1
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Daily Anti Jokes

A horse walked into a bar.

Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
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Re: Daily Anti Jokes

lol ur a fool

The thing about bears is, they all think we walk around with shit in our pants.
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Poor horse...
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I like my coffee like I like my women.

Without a penis.
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Re: Daily Anti Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
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Re: Daily Anti Jokes

Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol
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Re: Daily Anti Jokes

Turn the bear joke into the anti joke. lol bears
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Being raped by a giant scorpion.
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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut
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Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol
Try telling one of these jokes to your friends, wait for them to try to respond first though, then hit them with the non sequitor. Try the one I just did for black man on the moon, that usually gets some laughs outta people if you can tell it right
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The perfect jokes for dividing a room and understanding the humour that you can get away with haha
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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A non answer, assuming the question you asked about the joke in the first place is already the rhetorical question to begin with.
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Aww these were good.

I propose this change:
What do you call a black man on the moon? Nothing. He's an astronaut just like everyone else on the moon.
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My grandma died last night.
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My grandma died last night.
Is that the punch line and the question?
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Is that the punch line and the question?
Ohh, ow. No. Very much an "anti-joke" as it was the truth. My grandmother died that day.
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