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Old 01-05-2014   #1
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You're stranded on an island ...

What three things do you bring and who do you eat first?

I'd bring my tablet (I'll build a generator out of coconuts to charge it) for drawing/writing/books/music/games, duct tape and a sex doll.

I'd eat John Goodman first because he's big and will last a long time. Also, he probably tastes like barbecue sauce.
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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

Three things....

-machete, with serrated back edge
-flint and steel
-a steel pot

I would not require eating any individual; eating out, however, is another story. So I mean hey if I have a person there they may as well be a real fine girl.
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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

so you get to bring a person too? i'd bring my best sex ever and we'd re-populate the island while we find a way off.

hmmm. probably a bowey knife. can use it as a weapon for hunting, cooking, or for fashioning bows and arrows.

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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

I would bring only a deck of cards, I'll play solitaire. Eventually someone will materialise behind me and say; "you should move that card over there"
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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

I'd bring a magnifying glass, a machete, and bud seeds. And I would eat Carmen Electra.
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so you get to bring a person too? i'd bring my best sex ever and we'd re-populate the island while we find a way off.
You only get to bring a person for food. Think of them like a bag lunch.
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Fiiiiiiiine.

I would bring Snooki, or like a Kardashian sister, or one of the Hilton sisters. Because I hate them.
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Fiiiiiiiine.

I would bring Snooki, or like a Kardashian sister, or one of the Hilton sisters. Because I hate them.
You'll probably get sick.
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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

Yeah, if you were stranded, wouldn't you want something you love to eat? I'd hate to be stranded with shitty food. Might as well use it for bait to catch fish or crabs.
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dammit. well, until i eat him then.
hm. i'd bring robin thicke.
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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

True. I mean I just thought I would live off the island, I can split coconuts with a machete and construct a ton of land/water traps with the blade/saw. Why actively hunt food when you can passively gather it right? Suppose I would be bored and prolly make a spear or something to snag a few fishies with to pass time.

I could always tie up the snooki monster and paint my face all strange like, light a fire and dance around her with my machete. Eventually I would sacrifice her...

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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

Only three things? That automatically excludes my bug out bag. So, having to narrow it down, i'd take a wire saw, mirror, and a good knife (ka-bar, cold steel, or benchmade). As for who to eat first? I'd say the prosecuting attorney who put me away.
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Re: You're stranded on an island ...

Books. (That counts as one "thing," right?)

Coffee seeds (to grow coffee bean plants).

A water filter.

You can make most of the tools you need for fishing and cooking and hunting and building and such; that's what Gilligan's Island teaches us, that dang professor can make a freakin' helicopter out of branches but can't patch a 1-foot hole on a boat. Anyway, the majority of tools you could make...

It's also possible to make drawing tools just by burning wood (charcoal). I also know how to make rudimentary paper.

The person I would bring would be my sister, but not for cannibalism purposes, 'cause that's just creepy, and frowned upon in most societies. She would also be able to pick three things, which means we would use our individual three things collectively. :D
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Yeah, pretty sure he said you have to eat someone. So are you eating your sister or not? We all chose someone to eat. Savage picked weird because he's gonna hate his food. Grunt's food is cold. And comrade is gonna eat the person that materializes and bothers him at his solitaire game.
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You know I read that, but then apparently my mind automatically removed that detail. I honestly completely forgot that.

If I had to eat the person... Justin Timberlake, because he's lean and superfluous.
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If I had to eat the person... Justin Timberlake, because he's lean and superfluous.
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Lol alright a decent choice.
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Why not Joey Fatone? He's the fat one.
I really prefer lean meat...

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