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"Yes, you are an asshole!" 4 40.00%
"Yes, and it's friggin' funny" 3 30.00%
"No, you lighten my day" 3 30.00%
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Old 08-04-2009   #1
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Am I an asshole?

answer the question in the poll and flame me or praise me or ignore me all you want.
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Old 08-04-2009   #2
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Re: Am I an asshole?

who cares, its the internet
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Old 08-04-2009   #3
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Re: Am I an asshole?

If you have to ask.....

nah, just kidding. You've never bothered me.
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Old 08-04-2009   #4
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Re: Am I an asshole?

Hello... I are guy who make pointless thread. lulz.
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Old 08-04-2009   #5
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Re: Am I an asshole?

definitely not cool
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Old 08-04-2009   #6
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Re: Am I an asshole?

who're you, again?
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Old 08-04-2009   #7
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Re: Am I an asshole?

Yes, you're an asshole.

But so am I.
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Old 08-05-2009   #8
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Re: Am I an asshole?

Are you an arsehole?
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Old 08-05-2009   #9
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Re: Am I an asshole?

i am related to william wallace but i don't think so. is there a limus test for that?
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Re: Am I an asshole?

Typical old American, no sense of history, so it leaps back to the continent lol.
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Old 08-05-2009   #11
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Re: Am I an asshole?

typical unamerican using words like arse and wanker and spanner. speak english. lol
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Old 08-05-2009   #12
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Re: Am I an asshole?

nah. You're a cunt.

nah. Not really.




i just noticed, back in the day I had the most rep on the site ever in the quickest time too, not that i care but now there's a number next to it i'm just another wee monkey.

Ach weel...

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Old 08-05-2009   #13
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typical unamerican using words like arse and wanker and spanner. speak english. lol
lol the English name themselves English and can't even speak the language
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Old 08-06-2009   #14
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Re: Am I an asshole?

the world seemed so much brighter without you around.
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Re: Am I an asshole?

...and it starts.
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Where's old munky mike these days anyhoo? Kali?
I'm still here, vaguely. Mike's not been on for ages, years even.

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Can I add a 'don't care' option to the poll?
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Re: Am I an asshole?

you could but i have a care bear or two in my crawl space, dying to stare you down
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typical unamerican using words like arse and wanker and spanner. speak english. lol
Rofl.
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