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Old 12-17-2007   #101
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Old 12-17-2007   #102
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I've noticed that too Jugband. Sorry for the butt sex. apparently whatever it is is contagious.
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Old 12-17-2007   #103
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Old 12-17-2007   #104
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HAhahahh. unfortunately, I can't give you more rep, I have to spread it.
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Old 12-20-2007   #105
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I have a good question for you, What does the dash on your tomb stone after you die represent?
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Old 12-23-2007   #106
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Ok, lets ask a few more questions...

Kieslowski directed the Dekalog (as posted verbatim in polish) but what of the 10 do you think really spoke to him due to his life experiences.
I don't know. I'm not familiar wtih it.

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Secondly did EC want to join the marines?
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Third and lastly does EC play call of duty 4? (which system if thou does)
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
You have a urinary tract infection... probably from masturbating too much.

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I have a good question for you, What does the dash on your tomb stone after you die represent?

Uh... your life?
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Old 12-23-2007   #107
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yeah if you masturbate with incense sticks
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fill in the blank:

everybody get your mother fuckin' ________ on
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Re: Ask Jason

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yeah if you masturbate with incense sticks
Yeah, I know you don't get urinary tract infections from masturbating, but I wanted to participate in the fun.

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everybody get your mother fuckin' ________ on
That's not a question but I'll do this MadLibs style and ask Zana to say a random verb.


"Everybody get your mother fuckin' berate on!"
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Old 12-23-2007   #110
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Yeah, I know you don't get urinary tract infections from masturbating, but I wanted to participate in the fun.



That's not a question but I'll do this MadLibs style and ask Zana to say a random verb.


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Old 12-23-2007   #111
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No, that's the word Zana gave me.
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No, that's the word Zana gave me.
everyone knows English is her second language...common now
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Old 12-23-2007   #113
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I'd rather command the military. I'm better at strategy.

You have a urinary tract infection... probably from masturbating too much.




Uh... your life?
-Strategy, you could go into the intel department of the Marines. (P.S. recruiters for the Marines dont get paid per member they get to join like the army, so they wont try to get you to join, simply inform you of whatever it is you need to get answers for. Its only 14 weeks by the way you could do it:) then its the easy classes for intel, which they heavily need right now and is pretty much guranteed to anyone who applies for it (way to boring for me so I didnt do it) you should research it though its never to let to join)

-I agree, with the reason of his urinary tract infection, its from playing that WoW to much rather than finding chicks.

-Nice answer to the Dash question its really a multiple answer based on the person who is being asked the question.
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Why didn't my secret Santa give me a gift?
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When do you stop growing and start dying?
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Have you heard of the music player that turns ambient noise into its songs? If so, where can I buy one?
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i thought justin was getting unbanned for x-mas?
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If I'm going to college in 2008, how much alcohol will I consume in 2010?
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i guess jason will answer all these questions... the real question is "when?" O_o
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