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Old 03-30-2006   #1
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A graffiti printer! I want one.

Girl pees on iPod nano, thinking it's a pregnancy test

"After a night of partying a group of people decided to continue drinking at their house. A girl who believed that she was pregnant (she had vomited in the morning) entered the toilet and discovered a white strip which she thought to be a pregnancy test. She peed on it and came out to show it to the others to figure out the result. It turned out that it was in fact an iPod nano left there by someone who had been listening to music while , not a pregnancy test. So what happened to the iPod? It stopped working. The owner tried to send it in for warranty repairs, only to be informed that "the warranty does not cover pee-related damage".
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Old 03-31-2006   #2
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haha the ipod thing is really funny...but i feel sorry for the ipod.
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yeah this story is fake and i know where they got the idea from.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...78880766260791
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i'd like to know what her friends thought when she came out with a piss covered i-pod in her hands. that'd be priceless.
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Pee-related damage? I didn't think anyone covers pee-related damage.
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HEHE what drinking can do to people ! And ipod lost .. what a shame!
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magic! best thing you could do with an ipod!
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