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Old 12-05-2003   #1
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Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

I'd like to know what's the most disgusting joke you've EVER heard or if you know any horible,yet, funny jokes?!!

The kind of joke i'm talking about are those jokes you hear and it's so close to the line of being wrong or MAYBE, just maybe-it is COMPLETELY wrong!
THERE THE BEST

I'll post after some replies with a good one
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Old 12-05-2003   #2
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

There's a reason they havent been posted yet...
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Old 12-10-2003   #3
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

ya that's because you didn't start it.... but I will
  • What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
    A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
  • What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
    Cancer.
  • What is the definition of revenge?
    A baby with a dog in its mouth.
  • How are babies and the elderly alike?
    Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
  • What bounces up and down at 100mph?
    A baby tied to the back of a truck.
  • What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
    You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
I'm impressed with that last one... it took some pretty wrong people to come up with it.
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Old 12-11-2003   #4
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

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ya that's because you didn't start it.... but I will




I'm impressed with that last one... it took some pretty wrong people to come up with it.

Wow, I'm so glad there's not a thread for those jokes you just posted...
Oh wait! There is....
http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/sh...ight=dead+baby
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Old 12-11-2003   #5
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

i dont know but i love this joke
why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
hahahaha i'm awesome
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Old 12-11-2003   #6
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids?

Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
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Old 12-11-2003   #7
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

Dave... that's sick as fuck... how can you live with yourself...?

On the plus side, what does good old MJ like about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of 'em

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Old 12-11-2003   #8
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

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Wow, I'm so glad there's not a thread for those jokes you just posted AND they are fine in this forum!
Oh wait! There is....
http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/sh...ight=dead+baby
Just hold up a sec... i didn't look that far down... and at least i posted some jokes.

Obviously i was going to the same site as Grunt but still.
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Old 12-11-2003   #9
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

Sick? Yes.

Funny? Yes.

And anyways, why shouldn't we taunt MJ? The only good thing to come from him was Bo Selecta.

Oh, and did you hear, they raided his house for drugs.

Found Class A in the Bathroom, Class B in the Cupboard, and Class 4C in his bedroom...
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

oh oh oh here's a michael jackson one, just cos i'm kewl.
how are michael jackson and mc donalds alike?
they both stick their meet in 10 year old buns!!
k.
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Old 12-11-2003   #11
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

Good, but not the best sick joke.

In fact, i don't have a great one either...

But hell, here goes: What do you call two Ethiopians with boners standing back to back?

A pogo stick!

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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

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oh oh oh here's a michael jackson one, just cos i'm kewl.
how are michael jackson and mc donalds alike?
they both stick their meet in 10 year old buns!!
k.
sorry heard it..

How are michael jackson and K-Mart alike?
The both have little boys pants half off

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!

What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's makeup.

What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
Because he likes the taste of a new generation.



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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

News just in, Dave takes taste levels to an all-new low...

in other news, did you know MJ is away on holiday? He's gone to Tampa with the kids...

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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

That's a drunken memory resurfacing for me...

How much am i due you for drinks?

Anyways, back to dissing MJ. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

One walked the moon, the other fucks little kids.

(Oh yes, as subtle as a well thrown brick so it is.)
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

Oh... My... God...

</me cracks up laughing>

Drinks? I'd say a tenner would prolly cover it

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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

lol, i dunno any jackson jokes... but

what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?



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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

Why did the woman cross the road?

That's not the point, why the fuck was she out of the kitchen.

(nothing like a good old bit of sexism to up the ante)
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered woman's shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's best for her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already done told her twice.
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Re: Whats the most disgusting joke you've ever heard?

There once was a vampire named Mabel
whose periods ran quite stable;
every full moon
she'd pull out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.
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There once was a vampire named Mabel
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That was intersting.... Where did you get that from?
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