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Old 06-10-2004   #1
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frog

A young man walks into a whore house, with a dead frog being dragged by a leash. He walks up to a woman behind the desk, and tells her, 'Give me the dirtiest, skankiest, most disease ridden whore you have here.'

The woman give the man a strange look, but agrees to his request. She leads him to a room. He waits there until the prostitute comes in, and then he fucks her without a condom. He then leaves the room and walks to the entrance where the woman from the desk stops him.

'Excuse me, but just out of curiosity, why did you want to fuck the most STD ridden girl we have here?'...

He looks at her with a cold look and replies, "When I get home, I'm gonna fuck the babysitter, and when my dad gets home, he's gonna fuck her too. Then when my mom gets home, he's gonna fuck her and then tommorrow, she will fuck the mailman and he's the dirty bastard that killed my frog!'
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Re: frog

Oh wow. What a way to get revenge.
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hahaha nice
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