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Old 02-07-2005   #1
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Dinner With The Girlfriends Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
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Old 02-07-2005   #2
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ahahaha sick!

that was good boyo, good work
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Old 02-07-2005   #3
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heard it before. haha love that joke.
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Old 02-07-2005   #4
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Re: Dinner With The Girlfriends Parents

I've heard it before as well. It's still a horribly ironic situation though. And that's why it's funny.
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haha thats so horrable....but funny
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haha thats a good one
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Hahahaha........
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golden oldie :P
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Re: Dinner With The Girlfriends Parents

I've read this on a forum that I partly own now. Had a great laugh. :D
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Re: Dinner With The Girlfriends Parents

i've heard this joke before but in a different way... but still it is funny
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I'm glad someone revived this that was fuckin' funny as hell.
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Old 12-04-2005   #12
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Re: Dinner With The Girlfriends Parents

haha that made me laugh, i think i saw something like that in a swedish comertial spot for condoms or so
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