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Old 09-09-2004   #1
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Pickup line Comebacks

Pickup line Comebacks

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
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Old 09-09-2004   #2
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

HAHA. Some of those are pretty harsh. And the pickup lines....some guys are tards.
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Old 09-09-2004   #3
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

"Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing"."

The first time I heard that my friend said it to some guy. It was hilarious! He was dumb enough to say that in the first place.
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Old 09-09-2004   #4
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

thats the best one.



reminds me of naked gun moment:

frank has just met his ex girlfriend and her new beau

frank (to new boyfriend): yeah, well im dating as well. shes an author, youve proberly read her work; she wrote a book on male sexual dysfunction.
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

Nice...

But what can the male say is he is rejected?

Ex.
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: "You should lower your standards: I lowered mine"
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

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Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
what a whore... id be like .. well lets see i have a 5 what can i get for that "WHORE!!!!" and then walk away
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

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Nice...

But what can the male say is he is rejected?

Ex.
Man: "You should lower your standards: I lowered mine"

haha yea i like that.
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

aww, thatd be mean though. just because he got rejected. he should take it like a man.
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Old 09-09-2004   #9
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

that IS taking it like a man :P
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

men dont use these things, boys do... men just walk up and use there manlyness to attrackt women, like lumberjacks, they have women hanging all around them.
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meh, not really lumberjacks...another career...maybe more like...firefighters! oh baby, are those guys hot. well, maybe not all of them, but at least the ones in the calenders!
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

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men dont use these things, boys do... men just walk up and use there manlyness to attrackt women, like lumberjacks, they have women hanging all around them.
Yeah, that's how guys get me interested... walk up and don't talk... just flex and grin. With an unbuttoned shirt and beads of sweat dripping down their toned chest..
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

exaclty right, they just have to stand there smelling of work thats how i got my hunny bunny...

(hahah i hope you can all tell im being sarcastic)

my pick upline hey there how you doing im pat.

my cheese one...

hey you wanna go for a coffee and a fuck?
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what you dont like coffee?
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Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Lmfao. This is the best one.
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Re: Pickup line Comebacks

hah those are good wobbie. Kinda cruel hehehe. And Bleed black Your a thinker(Good comeback)
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Very nice, but their would be no guy comebacks to a girl approaching them....hell let's face it, we will screw anything
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