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Old 03-06-2003   #1
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Movie Tittles

Think of a tittle to a movie starring whomever.

i.e. Phil McKraken stars in "SORREST RUMP" or

see Weasel in his motion picture debut "WEASELZILLA" or

Kelly Osbourne's starring role in "WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF, YOU ANNOYING BITCH"
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Old 03-07-2003   #2
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Old 03-10-2003   #4
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Weaselzilla? lol..

Images of Beavis and Butthead Do America opening scene come to mind..
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Old 03-14-2003   #5
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Here's some more: r3zin420 stars as "Tiny Johnson" in "HONEY, I CAN'T FIND MY COCK"

r3zin420 also stars as "Stretch Lipz" in "POLE SMOKER"


just havin' some fun with ya
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starring ozzy osbourne

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Old 03-19-2003   #8
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r3zin420 in "I Know What I Did To Incubus Last Summer"
I Known What Incubus Did To My Mom Last Summer....


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Saddam Hussein in: I'M FUCKED!!!!!

Oliver Clothesoff in "The Firm"

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You watch too much gay porn..............
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You watch too much gay porn..............

Lesbian porn is bad?
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Shakira in "Whenever, Wherever I Will Always Suck Ass"
lol. That's funny
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Shakira in "Whenever, Wherever I Will Always Suck Ass"
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