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Old 06-01-2005   #1
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poopy in washington

much like my mission to better mexico here i am going across enemy lines to the grossly hippy washington state.
like mexico this mission is also for betterment, but unlike mexico my missions objectives will not only be completed but they will stick. the eradication of all hippies will be a good thing for all of us everywhere.

who knows maybe i can even debunk the dreadedly evil green party.

i've been to the crawl space and now it's time to go to the mossy corner of the american continent. wish me luck and god's speed. i will be returning on the 18th of this month and be reporting back my exploits from the communal living environment that has been approved by great hippies including charles manson.

ETA for SFO 2hours and 8 minutes
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i will do what i can with the mariners.
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Re: poopy in washington

come out to the island. THEN complain about hippies.

well, rich self absourbed WASP hippies

poopy in washington. AHAHHAHAHA
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Re: poopy in washington

hahaha, dude, i'm in washington!

it isn't all that hippy. the stereotype of coffee is completely true though. starbucks is everywhere. we thrive on it, apparently. but not being a washington-born person, i guess i escaped the curse and i don't like coffee.

but this state is pretty. yay for that...anyhow. have fun here!
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Old 06-07-2005   #4
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i am resting in ocean shores which is on the penninsula as it is referred to. i saw a ship wreck the other day (the catala) and a couple of days before that i was sitting second row right behind the foul pole in right field when the mariners beat the d-rays. the same game in fact that beltre got his 1000 hit in the 9th. i gave aubrey huff much to think about including his first name and his several botched plays from bad positioning or just plain dropping a caught ball. i must say i was surprised to be the only heckler in the crowd. but that is how i cast my all star votes. if they turn around and look they do not get an all star vote. needless to say shannon stewart of the twins has my vote, while aubrey huff and moises alou do not. any way like i said i would help the mariners and they won that game and i plan to go see them again a week from friday when they play the mets. tomorrow i will be dancing at the base of st. helens for an eruption to clear the coffee away. i guess if i can't get rid of the hippies that aren't here, coffee will have to do. DOWN WITH STARBUCKS!! saturday and sunday i will be deep sea fishing for cod. fish and chips rule! i must leave to continue the good fight, wish me luck!
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LOL. May Green Party live forever. Starbucks is wonderful.
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wow. that is grounds to be shot out of a cannon at a moving fish truck.

....but you apparently enjoy the animated batman so you can't be all bad.
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well i am back. hopefully washington is a better place. i can't exactly say that my corrections to mexico are still there.

it was fun.
i rented a mo-ped for the beach. this beach is flat and everyone comes down in their car and watches the sunset. i threw popcorn on their hoods so the horde of seagulls would land and crap all over the hood.

they have deer there that will come ten feet from you if you have an apple to feed it. i got frustrated when it started to leave so i threw the rest of my apple and it hit it dead center in the butt and stuck there. Ha Ha Ha

saw batman. excellent flick. all except katy holmes and the bat mobile. both sucked but the rest of the movie more than made up for it. example:
in every batman to date the point of view through the fights was that of batman. in this movie they shifted it to the criminals. and made it like batman was some creature in a terrifying horror flick. he comes out of the dark and just beats the tar out of everyone. the villians were good. scarecrow's mask needed work but raz al'ghoul as the bad guy was something i really enjoyed. you may remember him from the animated batman which this movie felt like. dark and twisted as batman should be!
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Re: poopy in washington

Throwing things at animals is mean (and funny). Starbucks isn't just a Washington stereotype anymore. I live a couple miles from [my favorite] intersection which consists of 3 Starbucks. One on its own, one across the street in a bookstore, and one more in a theatre across the street diagonally. That fourth corner is still expanding, but I predict there may be a Starbucks there soon as well...if we're lucky. And there is another Starbucks 2 miles down the road. YES.
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they have deer there that will come ten feet from you if you have an apple to feed it. i got frustrated when it started to leave so i threw the rest of my apple and it hit it dead center in the butt and stuck there. Ha Ha Ha
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well i had to do something the mosquitos were out and the deer was leaving me with a wedge of apple in my hand that had no purpose anymore
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well i am back. hopefully washington is a better place. i can't exactly say that my corrections to mexico are still there.

it was fun.
i rented a mo-ped for the beach. this beach is flat and everyone comes down in their car and watches the sunset. i threw popcorn on their hoods so the horde of seagulls would land and crap all over the hood.

they have deer there that will come ten feet from you if you have an apple to feed it. i got frustrated when it started to leave so i threw the rest of my apple and it hit it dead center in the butt and stuck there. Ha Ha Ha

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Aww, you probably gave the seagulls indigestion with your popcorn and traumatized the poor deer. I must call the green party!

Hmm, I think I'll go see the new Batman movie before I do.

...On second thought, I think I'll just watch the movie.
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Poopy you aren't sane. I don't like the thought of you being that close to me *glances about nervously*And what's wrong with hippies? I mean, bitch all you want about Mexico dude, but I'm gonna get defensive if you start calling my reigon mossy and things like that. *Twitch*
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