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Re: Happy birthday bitch
I'm trying my hardest here to derail the thread even further with Shaun of the Dead quotes, and I think it's working.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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"maaaaagic!"
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
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Lawl ^^
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
Get fucked four eyes
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Ruin you like this website.
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
For someone who doesn't understand silly randomness you have no problem dishing it out yourself.
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The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov |
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
Quote:
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Lawl ^^
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
The Winchester?
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
The Winchester.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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I move the stars for no one.
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
ED!!!... two seconds.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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I move the stars for no one.
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
You've got red on you.
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
"dibidi dibidi dib.."
*ohhhh* (Zombi groan) "dibidi dibidi dib.." *uhhhh* (Zombi groan) ^_^ |
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"maaaaagic!"
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
Oh! I have a perfect way to tie these two tangents together!
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Lawl ^^
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
Why is Queen still on?
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
It's as if someone was behind her with a stick.. "get on the bloody thing!" ... "why, but it's not Christmas yet?.."
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
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The Winchesters?  
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
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Re: Happy birthday bitch
^Lacks some of the bravado of your other string of insults, but it gets the job done, I suppose.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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