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Old 02-10-2006   #1
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Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested

Okay, this is from the "Just When You Thought You Heard Everything" category. Lol, I really had to laugh when I read the part about the woman being arrested because she didn't have proper documentation for the head. SHE'S GOT A HEAD IN HER LUGGAGE, YOU IDIOTS! How exactly would you get proper documentation to carry a human head into the U.S.?


Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.


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Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested

I kinda, almost, maybe understand this. I mean, she's from Haiti and it's part of her faith... but still.... BLECCH!

EDIT: LOL I can see the poor baggage handlers...

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Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested

I know....you can just imagine their reaction!
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Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested

hahahaha. oh man, thats just a bit too genius.
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HAHAHA! that made me laugh =/
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Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested

Reminds me of the novel Crazy in Alabama.
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