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Old 12-13-2005   #21
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

especially when she wrotes him the letter at the end...and he shows it to the cockroach..."Good...good!" ahahahaha

"I wonder what happened to him?"
"Well whatever he got, it wont be good enough"

*english gets hanged*

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Cult Leader: Hello? Is anybody home? *Door Slams* Ahh!
*Stewie scurries behind him*
Stewie: Greetings Man In White, I've been expecting you.
Cult Leader: Who said that?!
Stewie: Peek-a-boo! I see you!
*Cult Leader Searches for Stewie*
Stewie: You're getting warmer!
*Cult Leader opens the wardrobe and sees the hanging Walkie Talkie*
Cult Leader: Where are you? What do you want!?
Stewie *Through Walkie Talkie*: Freedom! What do you want?
Cult Leader: I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Stewie: Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!
Cult Leader: *Closes the wardrobe and sees Stewie in the mirror with the Ray Gun* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Stewie: IT'S A BOY! *Fires Ray Gun*
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

Brian: uh.. Hola.. me llamo es Brian. nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.
-Mexican guy: that was good, except when you said, "me llamo es brian," you didn't need the es, just, "me llamo brian."
Brian: oh, you speak english.
-Mexican guy: no, just that phrase and this one explaining it.
Brian: um, you're kidding, right?
-Mexican guy: que?
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

ahaha yes, i love that :P and then when he gets off 7 miles too early and stewie rides him :P
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Bible fight!
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

i saw the family guy film recently. love the bit at the pool, where billy's swimming along on his back and stewie turns to him and goes:

"oh look at you, on your back, floating around in the water... like MY FESCES!"

then, of course, there's the line in my sig:
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

can't.... help... it... must... reminisce... about... stewie...

*toy phone*: can you count to three?
*stewie shoots the shit out of it with his laser*
stewie: can i count to three? pfft! i'm shooting at a 5th grade level!
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Old 12-14-2005   #28
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

haha gotta be stewie and the lil brit girl again haha

girl - "The loife of the woife"
stewie - "NO not loife! LIFE!!! LIFE!!!"
girl - "Thats what I said, loife!"
stewie - "again!"
girl - "The loife of the..."
stewie - "NO NO NO!!!! its the LIFE...LIFE...LIFE!!!!!"
*spits at the girl as he screams*
girl - "Ewww your breath smells like kitty litter"
stewie - "I was curious!!!"
stewie - "try it again"
girl - "The life, of the wife...is ended by the knife!"
stewie - "By god I think shes got it!.....by god I think shes got it!"
*does lil dance sequence*
stewie - "Now what ends her wretched life?"
girl *singing* - "The knife....the knife!!!"

hahahah fucking great..
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

anything that parodies a musical effectively is pure gold.
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

"this 3d theatre is so cool"

"yea its almost as if michael jackson is coming right at me"
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

I like the episode where Peter owes the don a favor and he says, "So you want me to whack some, you want to me off someone, you want me to whack off someone". I laugh hard each time I hear that. Family Guy is a great show!
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Peter: Then what am i supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put them in a bathtub and wash myself with them??? ... 'Cause that's what soap is for, Lois.

and also:

Stewie: God, do you people understand every language but english? Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez-moi pancakes. Click click, bloody click, pancakes!!!

and later...

*Peter falls out of the chimney*
Stewie: Oh Hosanna, it's the lesser of two evils!
Mexican baby: who are you?
Peter: um, I'm santa. just practicing for christmas
Indian baby: You can't be santa. jack told me santa was indian.
Black baby: Santa can't be indian. jane told me santa was black
Asian baby: You're both wrong. Santa is asian.
Mexican baby: Santa can't be asian. he doesn't drive twenty miles under the speed limit with his blinkers on.
*chaos while the babies fight each other*
Peter: Come on, Stewie. We're getting you out of here.
Stewie: Dance puppets dance!!!(talking to fighting children)
Lois: Peter, hurry. Cleveland and Joe can't stall them anymore. They're heading your way!
Foster dad: Stop right there!
Peter: or what?
*sound of a shotgun cocking*
Peter: ah! *puts stewie in front of him*
Stewie: don't shoot! *jumps down and runs away* now shoot!
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Re: The Best Moments of Family Guy

seth: "oh hi there. you scared the crap out of me. i'm seth mcfarlane, associate production coordinating directorial associate managing departmental divisional office supervisor of the international network amalgamation distributers corporation management organizational association of men who like pussy"
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