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Old 12-03-2005   #1
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There was a magical frog that lived in the forest, there he sees a bear and a squirrel. The says congradulations you are the first people to find me! I will grant you each 3 wishes. The bear says, I want all the bears in THIS forest to be girls, exept for me. Then the squirrel says, I want a helmat. The bear says, I want all the bears in the WORLD to be girls exept for me. And the squirrel says, I want a motercycle. And the bear says, I want all the bears in the UNIVERSE to be girls exept me. And the squirrel says, I wish the bear was gay.
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Proper punctuation and spelling would have made that 500% funnier.
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not really, it's a bad joke all around

the better version is a bus of really ugly people die, and they all get one wish...
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