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Old 10-13-2005   #1
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Old 10-14-2005   #2
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Dont ever post in this section of the forum ever again.
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Old 10-14-2005   #3
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Aw come on, I thought that was rather funny.
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hahaha that was pretty good..
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Old 10-17-2005   #5
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

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Looks like you lose.

That's miles funnier that the crap some people put in this forum.

And I didn't even have to talk to get a chuckle from some people.
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yeah demento just got owned by Frea
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

It's funny. You know, I've noticed that there is a lot of pent up rage on this forum. Not very healthy. FYI: some people get on this forum to have a good laugh and/or talk public affairs. Some of you are ruining it for others. I guess most people like getting their pleasure out of seeing how many people they can get to leave. It was just a funny pic. Please, take some midol before you write a response on the thread, haters!


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Old 10-18-2005   #8
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

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It's funny. You know, I've noticed that there is a lot of pent up rage on this forum. Not very healthy. FYI: some people get on this forum to have a good laugh and/or talk public affairs. Some of you are ruining it for others. I guess most people like getting their pleasure out of seeing how many people they can get to leave. It was just a funny pic. Please, take some midol before you write a response on the thread, haters!


say something about that!
will do... it's all up to how much people actually care. You know if people choose to get offended because some guy on the internet called them a... or said this or that... then they have problems they need to work out and a reality check to go through
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

Their life goal should not be to put down some one. That is all I'm saying. So what you're telling me is more power to this guy because he's a jackass. Good, do it on his time. That statement was irrelevant to the entirity of this thread. Just because I'm a noob doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about.


P.s- the internet is a home away from home for some people. You're no pscychologist. If someone had said something like that to you, you would flip out! I'm just saying you don't have to be soooo rude to get your point across.
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Old 10-18-2005   #10
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That's my bay-bay!

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Their life goal should not be to put down some one. That is all I'm saying. So what you're telling me is more power to this guy because he's a jackass. Good, do it on his time. That statement was irrelevant to the entirity of this thread. Just because I'm a noob doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about.


P.s- the internet is a home away from home for some people. You're no pscychologist. If someone had said something like that to you, you would flip out! I'm just saying you don't have to be soooo rude to get your point across.
I thought you were trying to make the point that I was wrong not that I was rude, pick one and stick with it. Plus I would like to say, I never said you were a noob... you did... if Agony had posted the same thing I would have made a remark on it completely on the basis that the writings said to.
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

Do you have humor? did you just decide you were gonna be mean about it because you just felt like it? I'm just saying this b/c it was a joke. He didn't post it to spite you! He did it to get a laugh. Just drop it before this thread is closed. I'm sticking with the fact because you were being rude. period!
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I like grapes.....? Haha this thread is like one big joke.

I think both of you need to just calm right down.
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I like grapes.....? Haha this thread is like one big joke.

I think both of you need to just calm right down.
ha ha.. sorry I didn't mean to sound like I was being serious... because I'm not... It's the flipping internet
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Yeah totally came across as serious, try adding one of these suckers:

Really makes people see your just screwin' with em'.
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Anarchy has errupted over Demento's one sentence insult [statement really].

My god, I want to want that power! [perhaps i overused?]
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. hahaha!! hahahahAHAHAHA! HA!... oh wait, what're we talking about again?

^what happens in an almostsmart joke thread.

this forum never fails to get off topic.. i love it.

...btw, i thought the pic was pretty funny.. i chuckled when i saw it.
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Yeah totally came across as serious, try adding one of these suckers:

Really makes people see your just screwin' with em'.
I thought the whole basis on the internet was that you don't take anything that anyone else says seriously?


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this forum never fails to get off topic.. i love it.
yes, why do you think I only post in this section?
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