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Old 06-12-2005   #1
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Cheesiest pickup line

What is the cheesiest pickup line you have ever recieved?
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Old 06-12-2005   #2
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

I don't get any BUT the best one I ever heard a guy say was "Fancy a fuck you cum-guzzling cheap whore?".


Not only did it work but they are now married.

Bizarre.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

Oh my god! hahaha that's so ironic! that's great!
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Old 06-12-2005   #4
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

Never recived it (casue I'm not a guy?!)

But:

"Nice body work, oh and the car's nice too"
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

I don't get any 'cause I'm not hot enough, but I've heard a few.

Guy: Hey. Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Want another?

You make me feel like a ketchup packet with a little hole: I squirt all over.




There was a really good one, but I can't remember what it is right now...When I remember, I'll post it.
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Old 06-12-2005   #6
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself, in your pants.
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Old 06-12-2005   #7
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

*drools* thats a hot one hehe

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
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Old 06-12-2005   #8
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

These things crack me the hell up...Guys who are hell bent on getting chicks decide to come up with cheezy lines like that, haha. Funny to watch the most though. I saw a guy get slapped one time...That was soooo great!
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

Ha... that would be great...
lets see... I used to know quite a few of these...
Hey, I forgot my phone Number... can I have yours?
or
Hey, I forgot where I live, can I come home with you?
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

I know a really annoying guy who put that first one on his shirt
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

Ick... I would have to shoot him.
More:

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Old 06-13-2005   #12
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

Not a pickup line but:

Do you have a bandaid?
No, why?
Cause im ripped! ::flexes biceps::
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Old 06-13-2005   #13
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

'fuck me if i'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?'

...

and one that actually happened:

guy: excuse me?
me: (annoyed that some bloke is trying it on) what?
guy: do you like the colour red?
me: i'm sorry?
guy: (holding up a red card) do you like the colour red?
me: (assuming he's advertising for something, as there had been red posters up everywhere) yeah, i do.
guy: then that's something we share.
me: (sarcasm) well, isn't that nice.
guy: (handing the card to me) maybe we could share a coffee too.

guy exits. i look at the card. surprise surprise: there's a phone number scribbled on it.

...

now, the reason this was so surprising was because the guy actually bothered talking to me. i'm used to getting home and finding pieces of paper with phone numbers in my shopping bag, having been dropped there by guys who haven't the balls to actually catch my attention.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

People drop their numbers in your shopping bag? That's so lame. That's not like, not having enough balls, that's like, negative amount of balls.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

'tis the way of things out here. in fact, there's a joke about it, let me see if i can remember it...

a cruise ship crashes into an island in the middle of the ocean, killing the entire crew. and most of the passengers. the surviving passengers consist of:

3 italians [one woman, two man]
3 french [one woman, two men]
3 greek [one woman, two men]
3 polish [one woman, two men]
3 indian [one woman, two men]
3 kuwaiti [one woman, two men]

a couple of weeks later, a rescue team found the crashed ship, and discovered the following on the island:

one of the italian men had killed the other in a fight over the italian woman.
the three french were happily enjoying a menage-a-trois.
the two greek men were sleeping together, and the greek woman was cooking for them.
the two polish men had taken a long look at the polish woman, a long look at the sea, a long look at the polish woman, and started swimming.
the two indian men sat 200 meters or so away from the indian woman, and were waiting for somebody to introduce them.
and the two kuwaiti men were searching the whole island for a piece of paper to write their phone number on to throw at the kuwaiti woman.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

That's funny because it's so true.

Anyway, the cheesiest pick up line I've ever had is:
You MUST be tired, because you've been running on my mind all day.

Yuck.

But then there is the usual "Hallo how arrrre yooou?" from the Kuwaitis.
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

I have a few:

"How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?"

And then theres the one that never fails to pull chicks at parties:

"I have a tongue ring"
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Re: Cheesiest pickup line

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

*walk up to girl* "Here," *hands 20p/cent* "Better phone your mom to say you wont be home"

"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

"how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Posted by Ziech earlier in jokes forum:
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear......."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man replied, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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These are great, haha..

I've never had any lines used on me, I need to get out more so I can hear some.
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Hey narnar, I bet that top you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor.
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