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Old 10-19-2005   #21
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

I like grapes is my sig. Watch charlie and the choc. factory and you'll get the humor of it. I'm calm; I was mad because it was a funny post that needed no comment. This is not the *How bad I can slam you forum* is it?
That was some light humor. Don't take that to heart.
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I like grapes is my sig. Watch charlie and the choc. factory and you'll get the humor of it. I'm calm; I was mad because it was a funny post that needed no comment. This is not the *How bad I can slam you forum* is it?
That was some light humor. Don't take that to heart.
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It's funny. You know, I've noticed that there is a lot of pent up rage on this forum. Not very healthy. FYI: some people get on this forum to have a good laugh and/or talk public affairs. Some of you are ruining it for others. I guess most people like getting their pleasure out of seeing how many people they can get to leave. It was just a funny pic. Please, take some midol before you write a response on the thread, haters!


say something about that!
Youve been here for what, 33 posts? Unless youve gone through all 186,000 posts, or even a quarter, in the two weeks youve been here, please dont pretend to know anything about the forum. Nothing i hate more than a newb pretending to know everything.

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Looks like you lose.

That's miles funnier that the crap some people put in this forum.

And I didn't even have to talk to get a chuckle from some people.
Not really. It wasnt funny because someone photoshopped a wall into the way. It would be better if it looked more realistic, maybe not letting the tracks continue, and showing the wall extending in the other directions, rather then it just floating in the air.

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Their life goal should not be to put down some one. That is all I'm saying. So what you're telling me is more power to this guy because he's a jackass.
Im sarcastic, and can be a jackass at times. Ive posted that comment, telling people to not post in here several times. Again, if you had been here longer then 2 weeks, and stopped trying to know everyone and everything, you would see that.

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This is not the *How bad I can slam you forum* is it?
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

UD no offence ment by what I said about your sig, sorry if it sounded like an insult or whatever I actually thought it was funny (your sig that is).

Anywho.... lets tell some jokes
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Youve been here for what, 33 posts? Unless youve gone through all 186,000 posts, or even a quarter, in the two weeks youve been here, please dont pretend to know anything about the forum. Nothing i hate more than a newb pretending to know everything.
Yeah, the olny thing worse is when a NOOB tries to slam people when he is having a bad day.

P.S. thats you buddy
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*SLAP* NEVER EVER EVER SAY NOOB AGAIN!!!

....fucking people... you don't even know where that originated, before people who talked l1|<3 7|-|15 actaully did it because tehy knew what they were doing and it set the mapart from everyone else... now people hoave overrun the internet and used this in a vague attempt to be 'kool' or '1337'. Fucking MMORPG does that to you I says....
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Yeah, the olny thing worse is when a NOOB tries to slam people when he is having a bad day.

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OMFG, ive been told! Congrats, your a fucking idiot. And thanks for the P.S. I never would have realized ur astonishing little bit of wit was pointed at me.

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*SLAP* NEVER EVER EVER SAY NOOB AGAIN!!!

....fucking people... you don't even know where that originated, before people who talked l1|<3 7|-|15 actaully did it because tehy knew what they were doing and it set the mapart from everyone else... now people hoave overrun the internet and used this in a vague attempt to be 'kool' or '1337'. Fucking MMORPG does that to you I says....
Or the term newb is from gamers/gaming and has moved to describe any person who is new to something... wtf is the point of your post?
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

I'm not even going to argue with you about this, the original 1337 speak came from hackers and some crackers from around 1995-ish who used it as a way to set themselves apart from other users on the internet. Hence many 'noobz' picking it up and using it to seem '1337'.
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Okay people, drop it.

Noone cares.

All this time was wasted and noone even bothered to save the people on that roller coaster.

Now I have to clean up the bodies all by myself...
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

Well, for your info, ive been on this site longer than two weeks. I had to get a new screen name. Second, you've posted in here because you wanted to be mean. It was just a picture. It was not intended to make you whine and make you and me both look like idiots. Goodbye!!!
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Well, for your info, ive been on this site longer than two weeks. I had to get a new screen name. Second, you've posted in here because you wanted to be mean. It was just a picture. It was not intended to make you whine and make you and me both look like idiots. Goodbye!!!
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Okay people, drop it.

Noone cares.

All this time was wasted and noone even bothered to save the people on that roller coaster.

Now I have to clean up the bodies all by myself...
haha, I'll help.

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Well, for your info, ive been on this site longer than two weeks. I had to get a new screen name. Second, you've posted in here because you wanted to be mean. It was just a picture. It was not intended to make you whine and make you and me both look like idiots. Goodbye!!!
you should have been more creative, and secondly I looked... but I couldn't find where you look like an idiot..
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I'm not even going to argue with you about this, the original 1337 speak came from hackers and some crackers from around 1995-ish who used it as a way to set themselves apart from other users on the internet. Hence many 'noobz' picking it up and using it to seem '1337'.
exactly! my good friend is a member of a very selective internet group of hackers and such who start looooooooooots of internet trends, such as "all your base are belong to us" and various slang terms like noob and pwned.

since having delved into the internet after the group closed it's doors, i've been unable to be allowed access.. even though i have a close friend in it.. *sigh* perhaps one day. : P


ps - demento, since you seem to love pissing people off, i thought i'd return the favor.. you're an ass. the majority of the posts i see from you are bashing other people for stuff they say on these boards. don't you have anything better to do with your time than sit around on an online forum and bitch about how stupid other people are? do you constantly feel the need to bring other people down or something? grow up and recognize that other people have different tastes in what they think is funny. You really aren't winning any of us over with your insults and scorning, so just give it a rest.

And I just know you're going to reply with some angry retort to what I've said, but frankly, I don't give a shit. This needed to be said so I said it. You need to deal with your anger, man, instead of taking it out on people who are just trying to have a good time.

You're right, it would've been funnier if there were differences in the picture, but I still think it was still funny in it's own right. If you don't think it was, then I respect that as your opinion instead of bashing you and saying no, you're wrong, shut up. To tell the truth, guy, people don't really care what you say when you make a post like that in a thread like this, so what's the point in wasting your time?
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*Finishes burying the bodies, along with the thread...*
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HAHAHAHA! But nice try... this thread can't be buried until we can't reply to it.
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Ahah... ha....ha... err.... ahh.... something or other.... you know I actually had a point to this...? I think I need sleep.
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Re: The Roller Coaster of Death

Unfortunately, I was in the hospital the last two days, so ive been absent from this little tea party.

Moral of the story: I looked at the picture, didnt find it funny. Im sarcastic, so i reply with "Dont ever post in Jokes/Comedy again", something Ive said before, also in the sarcastic tone. Sorry for any inconveniences ive caused.

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It is taking a measureable amount of self control. Your post saying how i take my anger out kinda struck me cause other people have said that to me outside of the internet. Ill try and not take my anger out of ppl anymore*. Thanks.


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It was ok, Looks totally fake though.
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ha, that's cool. i was thinking something else, but i suppose that'll do.
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Which, in turn, is funny as crap, right?
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