Daily Anti Jokes

Jabedin · 09-22-2014

A horse walked into a bar.

Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

psychoDiablo · 09-23-2014

lol ur a fool

The thing about bears is, they all think we walk around with shit in our pants.

Zanahoria_Picante · 09-23-2014

Poor horse...

Kortenie · 09-23-2014

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Without a penis.

Jabedin · 09-23-2014

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

psychoDiablo · 09-23-2014

Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol

psychoDiablo · 09-25-2014

Turn the bear joke into the anti joke. lol bears

notlob · 09-26-2014

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Jabedin · 09-26-2014

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

Jabedin · 09-26-2014

Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol

Try telling one of these jokes to your friends, wait for them to try to respond first though, then hit them with the non sequitor. Try the one I just did for black man on the moon, that usually gets some laughs outta people if you can tell it right

notlob · 09-27-2014

The perfect jokes for dividing a room and understanding the humour that you can get away with haha

Jabedin · 09-28-2014

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

psychoDiablo · 09-30-2014

A non answer, assuming the question you asked about the joke in the first place is already the rhetorical question to begin with.

Pittielynn · 01-29-2015

Aww these were good.

I propose this change:
What do you call a black man on the moon? Nothing. He's an astronaut just like everyone else on the moon.

psychoDiablo · 02-06-2015

My grandma died last night.

Pittielynn · 04-24-2016

Quote:

Originally Said by psychoDiablo

My grandma died last night.

Is that the punch line and the question?

psychoDiablo · 05-17-2016

Quote:

Originally Said by Pittielynn

Is that the punch line and the question?

Ohh, ow. No. Very much an "anti-joke" as it was the truth. My grandmother died that day.

09-22-2014	#1
Jabedin Aladdin's brother Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 821 Rep Power: 40	Daily Anti Jokes A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. __________________ Wet stinky body hair is back And it brought the bacon In your heart, pumping your blood Last edited by Jabedin; 09-26-2014 at 04:27 PM.

09-23-2014	#2
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: Daily Anti Jokes lol ur a fool The thing about bears is, they all think we walk around with shit in our pants. __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

09-23-2014	#3
Zanahoria_Picante Orange you glad she's not a banana? Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,952 Rep Power: 146	Re: Daily Anti Jokes Poor horse... __________________ Zanahoria_Picante ..\| \| .\| \| \| _____ \ love /-\| -\__/--\| "When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything." Steven Wright Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade ;

09-23-2014	#4
Kortenie on NERD PATROL Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 991 Rep Power: 42	Re: Daily Anti Jokes I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis. __________________ Fully alive, more than most, Ready to smile, and love life. Fully alive And she knows how to believe In futures.

09-23-2014	#5
Jabedin Aladdin's brother Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 821 Rep Power: 40	Re: Daily Anti Jokes Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. __________________ Wet stinky body hair is back And it brought the bacon In your heart, pumping your blood Last edited by Jabedin; 09-26-2014 at 04:26 PM.

09-23-2014	#6
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: Daily Anti Jokes Is the point not to laugh? The first post made me laugh but that's because I'm smart lol __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

09-25-2014	#7
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: Daily Anti Jokes Turn the bear joke into the anti joke. lol bears __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

09-26-2014	#8
notlob rock star Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 33 Posts: 3,041 Rep Power: 62	Re: Daily Anti Jokes What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by a giant scorpion. __________________ Check out my music here:Bandcamp, Soundcloud

09-26-2014	#9
Jabedin Aladdin's brother Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 821 Rep Power: 40	Re: Daily Anti Jokes What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut __________________ Wet stinky body hair is back And it brought the bacon In your heart, pumping your blood

09-27-2014	#11
notlob rock star Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 33 Posts: 3,041 Rep Power: 62	Re: Daily Anti Jokes The perfect jokes for dividing a room and understanding the humour that you can get away with haha __________________ Check out my music here:Bandcamp, Soundcloud

09-28-2014	#12
Jabedin Aladdin's brother Join Date: Jul 2008 Age: 35 Posts: 821 Rep Power: 40	Re: Daily Anti Jokes What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? __________________ Wet stinky body hair is back And it brought the bacon In your heart, pumping your blood

09-30-2014	#13
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: Daily Anti Jokes A non answer, assuming the question you asked about the joke in the first place is already the rhetorical question to begin with. __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

01-29-2015	#14
Pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,551 Rep Power: 101	Re: Daily Anti Jokes Aww these were good. I propose this change: What do you call a black man on the moon? Nothing. He's an astronaut just like everyone else on the moon. __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje All along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more... ...One step closer. •°o.O♠O.o°• Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade

02-06-2015	#15
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: Daily Anti Jokes My grandma died last night. __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

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