Average words per post

Weasel · 07-26-2002

Stink0id requested this, I can't really integrate it into the forums but I typed up a quick script that runs through and counts the number of words for a certain user id and divides it by post count. I just ran it for the top 10 posts. Tell me if you feel left out and I'll add you in.

1) Weasel / 657 posts / 50.953 Words per post.
2) LST / 456 posts / 12.449 Words per post.
3) cloud nine / 278 posts / 119.799 Words per post.
4) Zero / 269 posts / 108.796 Words per post.
5) stink0id / 256 posts / 26.758 Words per post.
6) captin kangaroo / 181 posts / 47.586 Words per post.
7) mydragonslady / 170 posts / 83.265 Words per post.
8) Monged / 169 posts / 39.586 Words per post.
9) Dg / 127 posts / 29.654 Words per post.
10) Makdrey / 106 posts / 58.811 Words per post.

So if we order by average words per post that would be:

[GetCloser and sco dub t are higher than anyone in the top 10]
1) cloud nine
2) Zero
3) mydragonslady
4) Makdrey
5) Weasel
6) captin kangaroo
7) Monged
8) Dg
9) stink0id
10) LST

And if we multiply the average by the post count to get Total Words Typed we get a ranking of:

1) Weasel (33,476 words) (yay!)
2) cloud nine (33,304 words)
3) Zero (29,266 words)
4) mydragonslady (14,155 words)
5) captin kangaroo (8,613 words)
6) stink0id (6,850 words)
7) Monged (6,690 words)
8) Makdrey (6,234 words)
9) LST (5,676 words)
10) Dg (3,766 words)

Other stats:

GetCloser has the greatest average with 195.5 words per post. sco dub t comes in second with 169.314 Words per post.

Collectivly, the members that have an average word count LOWER than LST (about 8) have contributed to 0.68% of forum posts. In comparison, LST alone has posted nearly 160X more than each one of them on average.

Of the top 10 newest members, SweetSue has the highest average with 35.625 Words per post (285 words).

By making this post, my average increased from 50.953 to 51.340.

stoned sheep · 07-26-2002

what...........?

Weasel · 07-26-2002

stoned sheep = 20.434 words per post.
Total words typed = 2,452.

Dg · 07-26-2002

m'kay, so who the fuck is getcloser, or did i just blink and miss him?

Weasel · 07-26-2002

GetCloser was a news poster about a year ago, but she didn't work out. She made 2 whole posts.

one

two

Dg · 07-27-2002

oh rite, i vaugely remember her now,dont think i ever read the second post, thou.

do you have many girls like her out ur way?

tomt · 07-27-2002

that was one of the first almostsmart posts i remember reading.

oh, the memories.

Zero · 07-28-2002

me and cloud nine kick ass.

Dg · 07-29-2002

those were the days, all night drinking binges, watching python, progectile vomiting, going to crap bars and crapper night clubs. :)

Penie · 07-30-2002

woohoo, number 6 is my home (and 5)

EmperorChaos · 10-14-2007

Wow, that's an interesting little script. I wonder a) how long it would take to run it through AS today and b) who would be the new top 10.

I'm thinking that i'd be up there. I've made some really long posts.

Drogdar · 10-14-2007

HOLY THREAD RESURRECTION BATMAN!!!!

eh... im prob not on the top ten... especially since im kinda new here

Thoughtcrime · 10-14-2007

Haha!
I'm definately not. But I was on the top 10 posters, back when that was around. I think I was sixth.

Drogdar · 10-14-2007

your number four....

Thoughtcrime · 10-15-2007

Where is it?

Oh, nevermind, under the posts tab of Members List.

Yeah, but when it was displayed on the main page, I had fewer posts than Rob and Mount Zion.

Pittielynn · 10-15-2007

Hah Im number 55 or so, But im right beneath Zero so thats kinda cool I guess.

EmperorChaos · 12-31-2007

Weasel, do you still have this script? Would it be too much to run for lil ole me?

ablethevoice · 12-31-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by JaSunTzu

Wow, that's an interesting little script. I wonder a) how long it would take to run it through AS today and b) who would be the new top 10.

I'm thinking that i'd be up there. I've made some really long posts.

Until I posted that review of NECRONOMICON (which got a whopping 11 views before it disappeared off the latest posts page), I never knew there was a maximum length allowed for a single post (15,000 characters in case you are wondering) and I had to edit the FUCK out of my review so it would fit... or I coulda continued it in a second post which I chose not to do.

Drogdar · 01-01-2008

yea... remember when I posted the number PI? it had to be separated into 4 post...

ablethevoice · 01-01-2008

I do, now that you mention it. I just never counted the digits in each post.

07-26-2002	#1
Weasel Ich lasse deine Nächte zum Tag werden! Join Date: Oct 2001 Age: 39 Posts: 5,017 Rep Power: 59	Average words per post Stink0id requested this, I can't really integrate it into the forums but I typed up a quick script that runs through and counts the number of words for a certain user id and divides it by post count. I just ran it for the top 10 posts. Tell me if you feel left out and I'll add you in. 1) Weasel / 657 posts / 50.953 Words per post. 2) LST / 456 posts / 12.449 Words per post. 3) cloud nine / 278 posts / 119.799 Words per post. 4) Zero / 269 posts / 108.796 Words per post. 5) stink0id / 256 posts / 26.758 Words per post. 6) captin kangaroo / 181 posts / 47.586 Words per post. 7) mydragonslady / 170 posts / 83.265 Words per post. 8) Monged / 169 posts / 39.586 Words per post. 9) Dg / 127 posts / 29.654 Words per post. 10) Makdrey / 106 posts / 58.811 Words per post. So if we order by average words per post that would be: [GetCloser and sco dub t are higher than anyone in the top 10] 1) cloud nine 2) Zero 3) mydragonslady 4) Makdrey 5) Weasel 6) captin kangaroo 7) Monged 8) Dg 9) stink0id 10) LST And if we multiply the average by the post count to get Total Words Typed we get a ranking of: 1) Weasel (33,476 words) (yay!) 2) cloud nine (33,304 words) 3) Zero (29,266 words) 4) mydragonslady (14,155 words) 5) captin kangaroo (8,613 words) 6) stink0id (6,850 words) 7) Monged (6,690 words) 8) Makdrey (6,234 words) 9) LST (5,676 words) 10) Dg (3,766 words) Other stats: GetCloser has the greatest average with 195.5 words per post. sco dub t comes in second with 169.314 Words per post. Collectivly, the members that have an average word count LOWER than LST (about 8) have contributed to 0.68% of forum posts. In comparison, LST alone has posted nearly 160X more than each one of them on average. Of the top 10 newest members, SweetSue has the highest average with 35.625 Words per post (285 words). By making this post, my average increased from 50.953 to 51.340. __________________ Almost Smart Admin Email Me or PM Me

07-26-2002	#3
Weasel Ich lasse deine Nächte zum Tag werden! Join Date: Oct 2001 Age: 39 Posts: 5,017 Rep Power: 59	stoned sheep = 20.434 words per post. Total words typed = 2,452. __________________ Almost Smart Admin Email Me or PM Me

07-26-2002	#5
Weasel Ich lasse deine Nächte zum Tag werden! Join Date: Oct 2001 Age: 39 Posts: 5,017 Rep Power: 59	GetCloser was a news poster about a year ago, but she didn't work out. She made 2 whole posts. one two __________________ Almost Smart Admin Email Me or PM Me

07-27-2002	#7
tomt Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Age: 40 Posts: 57 Rep Power: 40	that was one of the first almostsmart posts i remember reading. oh, the memories. __________________ Spam.

07-28-2002	#8
Zero Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2001 Age: 38 Posts: 1,066 Rep Power: 43	me and cloud nine kick ass. __________________ nothing in life is above being honest, I say what I feel and that is a promise. - Nick Hexum, 311 The Tao of The Void

07-26-2002	#2
stoned sheep Needs to confirm E-mail address Join Date: Jul 2002 Age: 35 Posts: 130 Rep Power: 0	what...........?

07-30-2002	#10
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Age: 37 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 50	woohoo, number 6 is my home (and 5) __________________ i have signature's switched off. so i dont see this.

10-14-2007	#11
EmperorChaos Ruin you like this website. Join Date: May 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 11,726 Rep Power: 151	Re: Average words per post Wow, that's an interesting little script. I wonder a) how long it would take to run it through AS today and b) who would be the new top 10. I'm thinking that i'd be up there. I've made some really long posts. __________________ The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov

10-14-2007	#13
Thoughtcrime I grew up to be black. Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 7,252 Rep Power: 103	Re: Average words per post Haha! I'm definately not. But I was on the top 10 posters, back when that was around. I think I was sixth.

10-15-2007	#15
Thoughtcrime I grew up to be black. Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 7,252 Rep Power: 103	Re: Average words per post Where is it? Oh, nevermind, under the posts tab of Members List. Yeah, but when it was displayed on the main page, I had fewer posts than Rob and Mount Zion.

10-15-2007	#16
Pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,551 Rep Power: 101	Re: Average words per post Hah Im number 55 or so, But im right beneath Zero so thats kinda cool I guess. __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje All along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more... ...One step closer. •°o.O♠O.o°• Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade

12-31-2007	#17
EmperorChaos Ruin you like this website. Join Date: May 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 11,726 Rep Power: 151	Re: Average words per post Weasel, do you still have this script? Would it be too much to run for lil ole me? __________________ The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov

01-01-2008	#20
ablethevoice Vintage Human Join Date: Oct 2005 Age: 63 Posts: 4,131 Rep Power: 91	Re: Average words per post I do, now that you mention it. I just never counted the digits in each post. __________________ "There Is No Religion Higher Than Truth." - Motto of the Theosophical Society "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein "The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits." —Albert Einstein “It's fortunate for governments that people don't think." - Adolph Hitler Sturkis akidit ("shit happens") - Latin Bent Ears Audio Laboratories - Better Music Through Chemistry MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY. IT'S ONLY GOOD WHEN YOU GET RID OF ALL THE RAPPERS. ))#####D~~~~ (_l_)

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