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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
weasel's mom. owned.
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08-20-2006
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But, Weasel's mom is no match for this crazy, murderous bitch:
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08-20-2006
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I'm guessing that's Ann Coulter.
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08-21-2006
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I contain your giraffe with this zoo cage.. though it doesn't look like it would be that effective, seeing as the animal could walk right over it.. whatever
 
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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08-22-2006
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this guy has beaten better cages |
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08-22-2006
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
but clint eastwood is no match for chuck norris.
 chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries. (i feel like im going to be flamed for bringing in a chuck norris joke...and for ending the game. because what can beat chuck norris?)
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08-22-2006
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Aristodemus of Sparta
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
A Mirror!
 Because the universe cannot handle the awesomeness that is TWO Chuck Norris's
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08-22-2006
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Thx for the memories
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^this isn't just any mirror [contained]. This one scrambles Chuck's poor brains.[beaten] He doesn't know who he is anymore!
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08-23-2006
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
A simple stone does away with your fancy-shmancy mirror:
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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08-23-2006
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everybody knows paper beats rock
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08-24-2006
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Thx for the memories
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lol tha'ts a nice one Yugo.
but this is what i think of your papel :  but of coruse, sisscors would be too e Z
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I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) |-Mr.MCR-| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." |
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08-24-2006
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duck tape fixes everything
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08-31-2006
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Hormonal for life!
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 Edward cuts your tape, good sir! 
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08-31-2006
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this man with pointy fingers would undoubtedly beat that man with pointy fingers:
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08-31-2006
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Ruin you like this website.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
I got all the fixin's here so I never have to sleep again! My meth lab here will keep me awake forever! Ha ha ha ha... *dies*
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08-31-2006
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this trailer will neatly contain your meth lab. |
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08-31-2006
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Time for breakfast!!!
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then the narcs come in and bust you guys.
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09-01-2006
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Thx for the memories
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that's too easy Jaws. so i skip your image--
if you've ever seen Spun the movie, you know at the end , the trailer home explodes. 
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I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) |-Mr.MCR-| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." |
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09-01-2006
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Aristodemus of Sparta
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
We get a new trailer off some Gypsies.
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
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09-01-2006
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rock star
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Bricktop burns Gypsys!
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