sick jokes - Page 2

schism- · 01-21-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by pittielynn

I havent figured out this one yet...its bad and kinda mean...

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Only you could manage to fuck up a joke that simple. Well, actually, there are probably many people able to compete with such acts of dumbcuntery, but they know better than to try.

casandra · 01-22-2007

hhhahahahhaha

pittielynn · 01-22-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by thirstygodiva

i think it's "a pizza doesn't scream"

Probably, the person that told me the joke is a douche and probably screwed it up. Oh well at least it makes more sence that way...

notlob · 01-22-2007

what gets louder as it gets smaller?

a baby in a trash compactor

Demento · 01-22-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by notlob

what gets louder as it gets smaller?

a baby in a trash compactor

Pittielynn's brain on AlmostSmart.....

pittielynn · 01-23-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by Demento

Pittielynn's brain on AlmostSmart.....

I'll call you when I care about what someone that looks like you thinks.

Wheels · 01-23-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by pittielynn

I'll call you when I care about what someone that looks like you thinks.

... Thats a picture of EC, not Demento... Dick.

MudPuppet · 01-23-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by pittielynn

I'll call you when I care about what someone that looks like you thinks.

Haha...yeah, that would have worked real well if that was a picture of Demento.

Pay a little more attention.

pittielynn · 01-23-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by MudPuppet

Haha...yeah, that would have worked real well if that was a picture of Demento.

Pay a little more attention.

haha i'll read the entire post then next time. Got a pic of him that I can change it too?

MudPuppet · 01-23-2007

Lrn2 think before you post, please.

Kthx

Wheels · 01-23-2007

See pittielynn, you didnt notice the difference between demento and EC.

This is EC. Notice the lack of anything remotely attractive, and the abundance of gay? Also the fatness of his face.

This is Demento. See he doesnt have the fatness of the face. And my girlfriend reckons he looks "cute". So obviously theres some attraction qualities there. Not sure if he looks gay or not, all depends on where he lives.

To reiterate there Pittielynn. EC = ugly. Demento = not.

pittielynn · 01-23-2007

I didn't even read the entire post all I saw was his post, with the picture of EC, and thought it was him, since it was a forum of pictures of yourself.

Wheels · 01-23-2007

Which is because you are an idiot.

pittielynn · 01-23-2007

well if you didnt read the entire thing, would you honestly htink that someone would post a picture of someone else on a thread about pictures of yourself??

Wheels · 01-23-2007

Which is why I read the entire thing. Its a smart thing to do, something you know little about.

MudPuppet · 01-23-2007

pittielynn, in case you don't have it figured out,

this is EC:

and this is Demento:

Wheels · 01-23-2007

well, his[ec] head is a little fatter[read:lot] than that, but you get the idea.

MudPuppet · 01-23-2007

If I was as ugly as EC, I swear to god I would not post pictures of myself ANYWHERE, much less on a site full of rather cruel people.

Wheels · 01-23-2007

I swear if I was as ugly as EC, i would slit my throat in a bath tub and drown in my own ugly blood.

Demento · 01-23-2007

Ah, i love you people. Don't even have to defend myself. My joke REALLY applies now.

And in the attempt to make fun of me, you made fun of EC. You're a rather useful idiot.

01-22-2007	#22
casandra I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: charleston, sc Age: 22 Posts: 1,121 Rep Power: 0	Re: sick jokes hhhahahahhaha

01-22-2007	#24
notlob rock star Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Kuwait Age: 21 Posts: 2,963 Rep Power: 35	Re: sick jokes what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compactor __________________

01-23-2007	#30
MudPuppet Teenage Dirt Bag Baby Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: America (fuck yeah) Age: 19 Posts: 7,145 Rep Power: 71	Re: sick jokes Lrn2 think before you post, please. Kthx __________________ Asus 650VT: Intel P7540 @ 2.13GHz, 4GB DDR2 @ 800MHz, 320GB HDD @ 7,200rpm, OC'd nVidia 9800M GS, Windows Vista Home 64-bit \| Motorola Droid, 2.2 Froyo (ROOTED) \| iPhone 2G (JAILBROKEN)

01-23-2007	#31
Wheels LOSER Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia. Age: 22 Posts: 3,199 Rep Power: 36	Re: sick jokes See pittielynn, you didnt notice the difference between demento and EC. This is EC. Notice the lack of anything remotely attractive, and the abundance of gay? Also the fatness of his face. This is Demento. See he doesnt have the fatness of the face. And my girlfriend reckons he looks "cute". So obviously theres some attraction qualities there. Not sure if he looks gay or not, all depends on where he lives. To reiterate there Pittielynn. EC = ugly. Demento = not. __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

01-23-2007	#32
pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: History Posts: 4,823 Rep Power: 52	Re: sick jokes I didn't even read the entire post all I saw was his post, with the picture of EC, and thought it was him, since it was a forum of pictures of yourself. __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje She is ageless She is as free as the wind She is more than you will ever be She is... Everything. •°o.O♠O.o°•

01-23-2007	#33
Wheels LOSER Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia. Age: 22 Posts: 3,199 Rep Power: 36	Re: sick jokes Which is because you are an idiot. __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

01-23-2007	#34
pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: History Posts: 4,823 Rep Power: 52	Re: sick jokes well if you didnt read the entire thing, would you honestly htink that someone would post a picture of someone else on a thread about pictures of yourself?? __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje She is ageless She is as free as the wind She is more than you will ever be She is... Everything. •°o.O♠O.o°•

01-23-2007	#35
Wheels LOSER Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia. Age: 22 Posts: 3,199 Rep Power: 36	Re: sick jokes Which is why I read the entire thing. Its a smart thing to do, something you know little about. __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

01-23-2007	#36
MudPuppet Teenage Dirt Bag Baby Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: America (fuck yeah) Age: 19 Posts: 7,145 Rep Power: 71	Re: sick jokes pittielynn, in case you don't have it figured out, this is EC: and this is Demento: __________________ Asus 650VT: Intel P7540 @ 2.13GHz, 4GB DDR2 @ 800MHz, 320GB HDD @ 7,200rpm, OC'd nVidia 9800M GS, Windows Vista Home 64-bit \| Motorola Droid, 2.2 Froyo (ROOTED) \| iPhone 2G (JAILBROKEN)

01-23-2007	#37
Wheels LOSER Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia. Age: 22 Posts: 3,199 Rep Power: 36	Re: sick jokes well, his[ec] head is a little fatter[read:lot] than that, but you get the idea. __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

01-23-2007	#38
MudPuppet Teenage Dirt Bag Baby Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: America (fuck yeah) Age: 19 Posts: 7,145 Rep Power: 71	Re: sick jokes If I was as ugly as EC, I swear to god I would not post pictures of myself ANYWHERE, much less on a site full of rather cruel people. __________________ Asus 650VT: Intel P7540 @ 2.13GHz, 4GB DDR2 @ 800MHz, 320GB HDD @ 7,200rpm, OC'd nVidia 9800M GS, Windows Vista Home 64-bit \| Motorola Droid, 2.2 Froyo (ROOTED) \| iPhone 2G (JAILBROKEN)

01-23-2007	#39
Wheels LOSER Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia. Age: 22 Posts: 3,199 Rep Power: 36	Re: sick jokes I swear if I was as ugly as EC, i would slit my throat in a bath tub and drown in my own ugly blood. __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

01-23-2007	#40
Demento Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Corona, CA, USA Age: 21 Posts: 3,067 Rep Power: 42	Re: sick jokes Ah, i love you people. Don't even have to defend myself. My joke REALLY applies now. And in the attempt to make fun of me, you made fun of EC. You're a rather useful idiot. __________________

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