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Re: a few jokes
If you never saw the original TV show "Kids say the darndest things" hosted by Art Linkletter back in the late 50s and early 60s you might doubt that kids can be so funny but they can. The one that always sticks in my head was the boy, about 7 who was asked where his dad worked:
"Arlington Industries"
"And what does Arlington industries do there?"
"They make light bulbs and toilet paper"
"Light bulbs and toilet paper? What makes you say that?"
"Because it's what Daddy has in his lunch box every day when he comes home!"
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