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Old 06-05-2010   #192
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Re: Pass The Ghost Story

Quick and Jack turned to each other and spoke in dude-shorthand to finalize their plan:
Quick: "Dude. Metal stakes."
Jack: "Rusty metal stakes. Awesome."
Quick: "We grab. Girls distract Smokey the Dragon."
Jack: "Solid. You charge. Get slapped thirty feet in air by his tail."
Quick: "And I land in some soft, non-thorny bushes, right?"
Jack: "Totally. I charge in after and stab the mofo in the belly."
Quick: "Rusty metal in the belly--you know that dragon hasn't had a tetanus shot."
Jack: "Dude. Right on. So, even if he doesn't explode--"
Quick: "He gets a nasty case of lockjaw."
Jack: "Fucking A. Let's do this thing."
They turn to Nina, Mary, and Kerry, each with a different version of a confused, hopeless expression on her face.
Nina: "Nice knowing you guys."
Mary: "You realize your brew recipe dies with you guys, right?"
Kerry: "May not be the worst thing in the world."
Jack and Quick ignore all this and charge into action.
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