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Old 10-19-2008   #15
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Re: Dieting - what it is and is not

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Originally Said by Demonica View Post
I'm trying to diet. I kid you not, I was about to make a thread dedicated to my dietingness <---- not a word so don't use it. Anyone have any hints as to how I can jump start my metabolism because "I haz none".


And yes, in the medical profession, you see fecal impaction. It's mostly in the elderly that you will see this.

Let me stress:

You do not want to have an impaction for three reasons:

1.) They will remove it digitally and no I don't mean with your cable channels. They reach in with their fingers and take it out.

2.) One word: Enemas ... That is all.

3.) If it's really bad, they may do both an Enema and digital removal. You don't want that.

It can be life threatening. If they trigger impulses on your sciatic nerve, you could die. You DON'T want this to happen.

Drink water.

fin.
You said that you have tried to diet. If you will, please tell me what you eat in a day while your dieting?
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