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Re: Best first date idea
No matter what you do, if you get her back to your place, when she walks in the front door, you have to slam it shut after her, lock it quickly and cackle "WRONG MOVE SUCKER HAHAHA!"
Guaranteed to get you laid.
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven."
Such is the Rule of Honor.
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