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Forum: General 11-17-2006
Replies: 18
Views: 748
Posted By billmahn
Re: how many times have you been arrested?

its good to see you again me inside, i am trying to tame myself on this websit e so i dont get banned.

but i don't know kali seems to have it out for me.
Forum: Music 11-17-2006
Replies: 17
Views: 641
Posted By billmahn
Re: favorite guitarist

yeah mark knopler is too underated. His barrage of 32nd note picking is some of the best. Good solid riffs on brothers in arms.

Dwanye allman, although not technically masterful had a beautiful...
Forum: General 11-17-2006
Replies: 18
Views: 748
Posted By billmahn
Re: how many times have you been arrested?

beign arrested is a rite of passage. you are only a man/woman if you are are arrested.

i got arrested for running out on the warning strip of the philadelphia vets final game hosting the...
Forum: Music 11-16-2006
Replies: 17
Views: 641
Posted By billmahn
favorite guitarist

robert johnson; king of the delta blues.
Forum: Guys & Gals 11-16-2006
Replies: 210
Views: 11,645
Posted By billmahn
Re: whats the craziest place you had sex before?

i abstain from sex, i make burnt dvds and then smear load on them and give them to my boss.

abstaining from sex gives you the power load.
Forum: General 11-16-2006
Replies: 18
Views: 748
Posted By billmahn
how many times have you been arrested?

For me its been like ten.
Forum: Threads That Never End 11-16-2006
Replies: 19
Views: 4,767
Posted By billmahn
Re: Role Playing Game... come have some fun!

soren members enters the room to embrace his sexual proweress while drinking a healthy stein of ale.
Forum: Poll Booth 11-16-2006
Replies: 20
Views: 1,370
Posted By billmahn
Re: Are You Registered to Vote?

2000 was the election to make computers replace democracy, all hail the beast!
Forum: General 11-16-2006
Replies: 6
Views: 365
Posted By billmahn
Re: this is crazy

i go in the stales of course, american phycho style.

the penis drives everything by the way, same as ass and vagina.
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
Re: how big is my penis

i will show you my cock. but only on pm, how do you want it positioned, i could lay it on my guitar, i could make an ass cock shot slash ripped obliques. it us to you.
Forum: Marijuana etc... 11-16-2006
Replies: 20
Views: 780
Posted By billmahn
Re: Jib/Crystal Meth/Whatever you want to call it

crystal meth is crazy, i wouldnt suggest it. pot and sedatives.

yeah klonies.

good poem
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
Re: how big is my penis

come on let me stay, im not that bad. i have a scar, which should increase my repuatation.
Forum: Writer's Corner 11-16-2006
Replies: 0
Views: 188
Posted By billmahn
random poetry

Julius:
Quiet ruling Ceaser of youth,
A child potential lost too cute
Moving laughter, screaming rage
Half ghetto promise
Beaming praise

What is more innocent than a child’s grin?
Only...
Forum: Gamers Hangout 11-16-2006
Replies: 23
Views: 943
Posted By billmahn
Re: Final Fantasy XII

i might actually play this rpg, im old school, FF6 and FF7 and Chrono Trigger were the best.

After that the genre became bland but ff12 looks great.
Forum: Front Page 11-16-2006
Replies: 14
Views: 843
Posted By billmahn
Re: Rummy Resigns

oh the warhawks, wolfowitz, cheney and rumsfeld got their war and their idiot president.

Now Rummy can enter the private sector with his middle east defense contracts and Bush can blaim him for...
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
Re: how big is my penis

yeah i know, but it would be funny, i have a chode. but a chode that looks like michalengelos david.

having a chode frees your from the confines of all fear, you can approach a woman with any...
Forum: General 11-16-2006
Replies: 8
Views: 431
Posted By billmahn
Re: Why are people who work in cubicles fat?

"Please, leave random posts about norristown (wherever that is) to your myspace bulletins."

dude chill out man, smoke somethign.

and for the record i have never been the victim of the "youth...
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
Re: I challenge Demento to a Cock off

ok fine, i will post my cock, but dont feel ashamed that you need to masturbate to it.

i dont know the rules of this site, if weasel says its ok i will challenge you to a cock off.
Forum: Debate & Politics 11-16-2006
Replies: 31
Views: 1,385
Posted By billmahn
Re: Teenagers & The Internet

i think its a good idea for teens to use the internet socially, it increases the writing capacity in our digital age.

what i dont appreciate is arrogant teens who think they know the world...
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
I challenge Demento to a Cock off

Opps too bad you cant because you are a minor, when you turn eighteen i challenge anyone to a cock off.
Forum: General 11-16-2006
Replies: 6
Views: 365
Posted By billmahn
Re: this is crazy

malik the conducter found it, i then ran into a bunch of cute girls from highschool. all and all today was a success.

I turned in a paper about the morality of homosexuality and got a c on my...
Forum: Newbie Hangout 11-16-2006
Replies: 39
Views: 1,153
Posted By billmahn
Re: new.

sorry man.
Forum: General 11-16-2006
Replies: 8
Views: 728
Posted By billmahn
Re: Kennedy and Lincoln Coincidences

wtf was the emancipation proclamationd?, the civil war was about states rights intially. but lincoln did eventually free the blacks when HE BEAT THE UNION and robert e lee.
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
Re: how big is my penis

"middle-aged folically challnged twat"


your right i am bald, my penis is five and a half inches, ill post a picture if you really want to see.


take it easy man, are you threatned by my...
Forum: The Blog 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 838
Posted By billmahn
how big is my penis

well some say gargauntuan, some say fantasy induced post atomic wang, i'll leave you to decide.
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