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Forum: The Blog 04-03-2009
Replies: 47
Views: 2,796
Posted By schism-
Re: Bad Luck

Hahahahaha.

Wheels.
Forum: Guys & Gals 09-14-2008
Replies: 607
Views: 22,253
Posted By schism-
Re: on the forum who would you... ahem. mainly want to errr.. do?

Off the top of my head? I'd have some fun with Narnar and Jagged if we got on the good foot and did the bad thing.
Forum: Threads That Never End 07-28-2008
Replies: 7
Views: 858
Posted By schism-
Re: Scared of some questions?

I only need to ask one question - why the hell are you so dense?
Forum: The Blog 07-27-2008
Replies: 42
Views: 2,770
Posted By schism-
Re: I'm destroyed! Totally and uterly destroyed.

How could you do this to your boyfriend! You're horrible. Whore.
Forum: General 07-23-2008
Replies: 6,929
Views: 1,365,520
Posted By schism-
Re: Pictures Of Yourself :)

They're not actually leaning into each other, thats gravity at work.
Forum: General 06-21-2008
Replies: 17
Views: 945
Posted By schism-
Forum: Gamers Hangout 05-30-2008
Replies: 13
Views: 1,201
Posted By schism-
Re: which one you prefer and why

I do like me some bars. Preferably ones where I can make fun of people.
Forum: Debate & Politics 05-30-2008
Replies: 85
Views: 5,591
Posted By schism-
Re: Restrictions towards porn

http://www.legendgames.co.uk/acatalog/MountainTroll%5B1%5D.jpg
Forum: Debate & Politics 05-30-2008
Replies: 85
Views: 5,591
Posted By schism-
Re: Restrictions towards porn

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position and nothing else. you're all sick!
Forum: Debate & Politics 05-25-2008
Replies: 85
Views: 5,591
Posted By schism-
Re: Restrictions towards porn

Or we could neuter children, and further reduce the need for proper parenting. Maybe some sort of reversible operation that is reversed when they hit 18?
Forum: The Blog 05-19-2008
Replies: 14
Views: 1,223
Posted By schism-
Forum: General 05-08-2008
Replies: 2
Views: 432
Posted By schism-
Re: Not for you.

Got notepad?
Forum: Guys & Gals 05-05-2008
Replies: 47
Views: 3,347
Posted By schism-
Re: No sex in the champagne room.

Grow some balls and fuck her, you pussy.
Forum: Guys & Gals 04-28-2008
Replies: 100
Views: 5,418
Posted By schism-
Re: What do you think of these Gals?

... Yes?

By the way, I'm awesome. Do you agree? (Yes/Yes)
Forum: Debate & Politics 04-28-2008
Replies: 63
Views: 5,273
Posted By schism-
Re: Prolly should have just kept my mouth shut...

God I wish it were legal to kill you. Sure, kids are unappreciative, blah blah, you have a point. But people don't have to appreciate anything if they don't bloody well want to. So someones a spoilt...
Forum: Guys & Gals 04-28-2008
Replies: 100
Views: 5,418
Posted By schism-
Re: What do you think of these Gals?

I hope unfortunate things happen to you both.
Forum: Debate & Politics 04-26-2008
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By schism-
Re: Hate Thread

Andy Warhol.

Closely followed by everyone else.
Forum: General 04-17-2008
Replies: 140
Views: 9,507
Posted By schism-
Re: Who from As would you like to meet in person?

I don't want to meet anyone from AS unless they're attractive women who will show me their fun bits.

Everyone else can cut off their feet then swim with sharks.
Forum: The Blog 04-03-2008
Replies: 45
Views: 2,625
Posted By schism-
Re: At what point does it become too much?

yup, too old, get a life or die already.
Forum: Guys & Gals 04-03-2008
Replies: 23
Views: 1,779
Posted By schism-
Re: WAXING?

Wax it.

Firstly, it's hot.
Secondly, it means you don't have to shave often
Thirdly, you don't get retarded prickly stubble
Fourthly, it's hot
Forum: Newbie Hangout 04-03-2008
Replies: 31
Views: 1,693
Posted By schism-
Re: Yellow .... im a "newbie" D:

Who taught you yellow!?
Forum: The Blog 03-25-2008
Replies: 40
Views: 2,323
Posted By schism-
Re: Another damned boy thread.

Thats because everyone on earth is either a whore, taken, not looking or plain crazy.

As the rule goes with women:
Mentally Stable, Attractive, Single.
Pick two.
Forum: General 03-24-2008
Replies: 51
Views: 2,019
Posted By schism-
Forum: General 03-21-2008
Replies: 51
Views: 2,019
Posted By schism-
Re: Now that I'm here

What the devil?

This isn't a good vs bad situation here. Old school thinking is irrelevant as it simply lacks the tools and mechanisms with which to make progress, or even survive, in the modern...
Forum: General 03-21-2008
Replies: 51
Views: 2,019
Posted By schism-
Re: Now that I'm here

You would've been a stand up fellow back in the 1940's.

People don't play by the same rules anymore, though.
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