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Forum: Jokes & Comedy 10-01-2006
Replies: 1
Views: 530
Posted By david
Things i have learned at work

1. It doesn't please the Store Manager when the Imperial March from Star Wars is sung as she walks past. It REALLY isn't pleasing to your Store Manager in that scenario if she is accompanied by an...
Forum: Music 10-01-2006
Replies: 40
Views: 1,309
Posted By david
Re: Guilty Pleasures

I, unfortunately, like Queen.

And i know, i know, they're a little shi... Oh no wait, they're not. And my music taste doesn't suck the proverbial donkey balls - My God people, i'm just waiting for...
Forum: The Blog 09-28-2006
Replies: 21
Views: 1,100
Posted By david
Re: i can't believe the nerve

Vinyl is outmoded.

We download the files from t'Great Interweb Supercarriageway these days; it makes life easier when we want to listen to things 'on the move'.
Forum: Music 09-28-2006
Replies: 14
Views: 496
Posted By david
Re: Suicide Compilation

Ooh, ooh, i can do this too.

Steps - 5,6,7,8.

You could count off the pills you take (be it aspirin or paracetmoxinal or whatever you crazy kids are taking these days to boost your 'moods')...
Forum: Writer's Corner 09-28-2006
Replies: 1
Views: 262
Posted By david
Re: The Irony is in the Architecture

Shush.

America will hear you.
Forum: Music 09-21-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 385
Posted By david
Imogen Heap [Live Set]

After making a completely legal download of Imogen Heap's entire discography this morning I happened upon a live set....
Forum: Music 08-12-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 349
Posted By david
Re: The Knife (a band... of sorts)

José Gonzalez covered 'Heartbeats' for the Sony Bravia advert, i did a backtrack to the original by The Knife.

Trust me on this, the original is more than 14.76 Billion times more grimy, grinding...
Forum: General 08-11-2006
Replies: 53
Views: 1,530
Posted By david
Re: foreign languages

I speak English.

As should you, you backward fucking heathens.
Forum: General 08-10-2006
Replies: 25
Views: 1,362
Posted By david
Re: Toodle pip everyone

Dundee, it be just 10 minutes drive from StAndrews. Although, i will admit that it is a complete and utter shithole.

Buuuut, you've got to experience the worst to know... well, how lucky you are?
Forum: General 08-10-2006
Replies: 25
Views: 1,362
Posted By david
Re: Toodle pip everyone

Should've visited Dundee; me and Zaynab were here for some time.
Forum: General 07-29-2006
Replies: 15
Views: 496
Posted By david
Re: Soccer players are wussies. (HEADBUTT)

The original hardcore form, you mean. We fucking mix without goddamned helmets and padding. We are the fucking 'shit' at thumping and bashing each other in sport.

So fuck you Americans :)

As...
Forum: Back Page News 07-29-2006
Replies: 2
Views: 329
Posted By david
Re: Grandmother Dundee

Grandma Dundee; an unfortunate name for an action hero. Dundee is, in fact, a horrific place.
Forum: Front Page 07-29-2006
Replies: 18
Views: 1,022
Posted By david
Re: Indiana passes daylight-saving time bill

'on the way to church' - as if it would interfere with your fucking 'false idol' worship.

'hate is such a strong word...' - Really? well, 'fuck' 'arse' and 'cunt-fucking God-lover' must be mild in...
Forum: General 07-28-2006
Replies: 64
Views: 1,519
Posted By david
Re: Ok I'm convinced- all smokers are complete idiots

Let's face it, the chances of contracting cancer of the mouth boil down to statistics of something like 1 in every 20 people, or something silly. And trust me, to be 1/20th of that population means...
Forum: General 07-18-2006
Replies: 29
Views: 1,733
Posted By david
Re: almostsmart awards anyone?

Nicest Member - Hamana
Cutest Member - notlob, oh he's so ickle.
Best Musician - as above. Dean can trap his shuthole.
Best Artist - Zanahoria, although this is closely contended by anyone that...
Forum: Debate & Politics 07-17-2006
Replies: 19
Views: 601
Posted By david
Re: Internet dating.. -_-

She was an unrelentlessly whiny cow. I traded in for a better looking, unrelentlessly whining cow.

On the subject of internet dating, i can only add from experience that you can be in the position...
Forum: Music 07-03-2006
Replies: 5
Views: 350
Posted By david
Re: Regina Spektor

This is who Sandi-fucking-Thom, Norah Jones and Alicia Keys wish they were.
Forum: Music 07-03-2006
Replies: 5
Views: 350
Posted By david
Re: Regina Spektor

Probably, iunno.

Still: awesome.
Forum: Music 07-03-2006
Replies: 5
Views: 350
Posted By david
Regina Spektor

She is mostly amazingly great.

Very Joni Mitchell/Elliott Smith/Jeff Buckley - just... well, awesome.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9006910747092112742&q=regina+spektor

This ^^ is...
Forum: General 06-04-2006
Replies: 23
Views: 1,348
Posted By david
Re: the game

this one's safe dean.
Forum: General 06-04-2006
Replies: 23
Views: 1,348
Posted By david
Re: the game

I lost.
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 05-21-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,626
Posted By david
Re: [NSFW 18+] Goatse

[/url][url="http://www.yourlost.com/show_image.php?id=367"]Magic Eye! (http://www.yourlost.com/show_image.php?id=367)
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 05-16-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,626
Posted By david
Re: [NSFW 18+] Goatse

Don't worry, i changed the link.

Not so much Jabba the Hutt as... well, you'll see.
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 05-16-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,626
Posted By david
Re: [NSFW 18+] Goatse

You fear nothing? (http://goatse.reacharound.org/contrib/gap/)
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 05-16-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,626
Posted By david
Re: [NSFW 18+] Goatse

Actually, it's true. None of you suffer unless you have a distinct fear of the female vaginal cavity of DOOOOOM.
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