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Forum: Jokes & Comedy 05-01-2004
Replies: 9
Views: 815
Posted By cchyna13
this joke hurts

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 05-01-2004
Replies: 8
Views: 754
Posted By cchyna13
Re: Someone made a funneh... *chortle* World ending and stuff.

george washing Christ that is total crap god after reading that i want to kill myself!



and all the little fairies that live in my head!
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 10-27-2003
Replies: 4
Views: 815
Posted By cchyna13
Re: another blonde joke

That was a stupid joke i mean come on that was an easy punch line but still it was kinda funny but not much
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 09-10-2003
Replies: 6
Views: 504
Posted By cchyna13
Having to Take a Whisper

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss,...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 09-10-2003
Replies: 2
Views: 372
Posted By cchyna13
Happy Birthdead To You

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-31-2003
Replies: 1
Views: 353
Posted By cchyna13
A Brief Visit to the Doctor

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.
The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''

Again, the doctor said, ''I need...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-31-2003
Replies: 5
Views: 522
Posted By cchyna13
3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink....
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-27-2003
Replies: 0
Views: 393
Posted By cchyna13
Another Saturday Night

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-27-2003
Replies: 8
Views: 736
Posted By cchyna13
Growing Old

Three old men were sitting on a porch.
"I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one.

"I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another.

"I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-27-2003
Replies: 6
Views: 546
Posted By cchyna13
underwear

Grosser than gross.. underwear

What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.

What's grosser than that?

When you come back an hour later and it's...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-26-2003
Replies: 18
Views: 8,976
Posted By cchyna13
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 08-26-2003
Replies: 3
Views: 1,126
Posted By cchyna13
another dumb blonde

Another Dumb Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his...
Forum: Music 07-05-2003
Replies: 11
Views: 1,315
Posted By cchyna13
they got married they were never brother and...

they got married they were never brother and sister they got a divorce befor they took off they just look like bro and sis!
but they kick azz onstage :dead: :mad: :evil: :evil: :dead: :hurt:...
Forum: Music 07-05-2003
Replies: 9
Views: 703
Posted By cchyna13
:eek: he died to day? god does that suck ass or...

:eek: he died to day? god does that suck ass or what?
barry white had a smooth voice if you play one of his songs to a guy or girl he could get your azz laid!!!!!!!!!!!!

R I P barry!
LOVE YA!...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 06-18-2003
Replies: 28
Views: 1,864
Posted By cchyna13
i liked them all! funny! :evil:

i liked them all! funny! :evil:
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 06-18-2003
Replies: 7
Views: 1,017
Posted By cchyna13
dumb blonde joke

alright their is two blonde's driving to Disney land so they drive till they get up to a sign that say's "Disney Land Left" so they went home!"HEHEHEHEHEHE"
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 06-14-2003
Replies: 4
Views: 1,114
Posted By cchyna13
i thinkits all stupid and who cares Grunt says...

i thinkits all stupid and who cares Grunt says it's not funny but it cute or whatever
Forum: General 06-14-2003
Replies: 163
Views: 6,483
Posted By cchyna13
i dont know about this qustin i think i look...

i dont know about this qustin i think i look like......................myself and :dead: wouldnt change a thing! :dead: :evil: :dead: :evil:
Forum: Music 06-13-2003
Replies: 10
Views: 663
Posted By cchyna13
just a qustin

here is a big qustin if your biggest biggest rock band ran for office for president would you vote for them for their rocking songs or their performance in office(meing if they care about the usa in...
Forum: Music 06-09-2003
Replies: 54
Views: 3,514
Posted By cchyna13
Linkin park does have sum good songs but i'd have...

Linkin park does have sum good songs but i'd have to go w\evanescence :dead: :evil: :devious:
Forum: Music 06-09-2003
Replies: 54
Views: 2,316
Posted By cchyna13
The Union Underground kicks ass i love their song...

The Union Underground kicks ass i love their song "Across the N"
thought i think you should check out Machines Of Living Grace they got sum rockin songs :evil:
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