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Forum: General 07-23-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Oh! I have a perfect way to tie these two tangents together!

Oh, for heaven's sake, Lizzie, don't look at me like that. There is no earthly reason why I shouldn't be as happy with him as any...
Forum: General 07-23-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

I've been so blind.

(Long pause.) To be married?
Forum: General 07-22-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

"Jason the Monk" indeed! :worried2:
Forum: General 07-22-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

"Lesbians"? Really?

If frequency of conversation is indicative of sexuality, it seems superfluous to state the nature of Kyle and 1337's relationship.

(Burn!)

(I still love you, though, my...
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Do these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study? (Wry smile.)

And yes...Mr. Darcy...he's a pretty good-lookin' guy. But not as lovely...
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

What a superbly featured room and what EXCELLENT boiled potatoes.
It's been many years since I've had such an exemplary vegetable.
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Yes. That is exactly what I meant. :nervous::biggrin:

Mister 1337, have you no consideration for my poor nerves?!
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Are you literate?

...Sir? :paranoid:
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

And those are the words of a gentleman! From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the...
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offenses might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty...
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

It was the lack of propriety shown by your mother, your three younger sisters and even, on occasion, your father.
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Well. How high were your expectations, exactly, dear boy?

Maybeh. *Coy*

I wrote this for Kyle just t'other day, in fact...

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the...
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Normally, it *would* be "Mrs. Darcy Spam," because that's what happened originally in the story "Pride and Prejudice and zombies," but I adapted it to fit our love story, my sweet, fragrant lotus...
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy. Mr. Darcy....
Forum: General 07-21-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

No, "Adam"--my dear boy*--I don't think you did "saw." :ponder:

*?
Forum: General 07-07-2009
Replies: 97
Views: 16,580
Posted By Zanahoria_Picante
Re: Happy birthday bitch

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have...
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