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Forum: General 06-08-2008
Replies: 84
Views: 5,556
Posted By HolokittyNX
Leaving the forum.

Hi, everyone.

Long story short, I'm not going to be posting anymore. I'm not being hunted by the Feds or anything like that. I've just decided to cut any online activity related to this handle...
Forum: Guys & Gals 06-07-2008
Replies: 92
Views: 7,638
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Time for sex? Your advice.

Hah. Word. Now you know how my mom felt. :biggrin:

Sorry, had to.
Forum: General 06-06-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 966
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Retardedly oversized Swiss Army knife

It's probably a collector's item more than anything else. It would be pretty hard to actually use it.

Also,

# Actual Size: 8.75. W x 3.25. L
# Weight: 2lbs 11oz

A stick of butter weighs...
Forum: Guys & Gals 06-05-2008
Replies: 92
Views: 7,638
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Time for sex? Your advice.

Just because...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/holokittynx/notshowingu.jpg
Forum: Guys & Gals 06-05-2008
Replies: 92
Views: 7,638
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Time for sex? Your advice.

Nooooooo! </Seymour Skinner> Pulling out is not a good method. Precum has sperm cells in it. And all it takes is one.

And Mud, did you try having her on top so she could...well, put her back...
Forum: Back Page News 06-03-2008
Replies: 5
Views: 509
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Nanowire "paper" can drink up oil spills

In the year two thousaaaaaaand...

Sweet. Mechanics are gonna love this stuff too.
Forum: Guys & Gals 06-02-2008
Replies: 92
Views: 7,638
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Time for sex? Your advice.

Word. Okay, I'll let you take it from here. :biggrin:

Clamps, what would you call romantic about my suggestion? 'cause the knight-in-shining-armor shit makes me wanna puke too.

It's just...
Forum: Jokes & Comedy 06-02-2008
Replies: 6
Views: 570
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: "Why I fired my secretary today"

Yeah. Definitely fire her.
Forum: Guys & Gals 06-02-2008
Replies: 92
Views: 7,638
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Time for sex? Your advice.

MudPuppet - if I may make a suggestion? Well, even if I may not.

Give her oral first - treat that as her first time, and try penetration another time. Get a big bottle of chocolate syrup and...
Forum: General 06-02-2008
Replies: 5
Views: 604
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Dogs Adopting Other Animals

Dogs are such awesome people.
Forum: Guys & Gals 06-02-2008
Replies: 92
Views: 7,638
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Time for sex? Your advice.

Courtesy of Planned Parenthood:

http://www.teenwire.com/

If you're not sure whether something will protect against pregnancy or STDs, read stuff written by medical professionals. Don't assume...
Forum: Writer's Corner 06-01-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 909
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Brick wall...

Ooh. Actually I like that - I was planning to reveal that he and his 12yo girlfriend have never gotten frisky, and I'll probably wait a long long time before anything like that happens. I want him...
Forum: Music 06-01-2008
Replies: 8
Views: 712
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: 200lb sistah invades body of 95lb blond and sings!

I can hear where Tegan and Sara are coming from musically, and I sort of get it. If they soak up more diverse influences they might be giants (yes, you can shoot me for that one but I had to). And...
Forum: Music 06-01-2008
Replies: 8
Views: 712
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: 200lb sistah invades body of 95lb blond and sings!

Holy shit. Both the Mary Cheney and the she-mullet have finally been outdone in terms of bad lesbian hair (bearing in mind that the she-mullet can never be disowned, because Melissa Etheridge...
Forum: Poll Booth 05-31-2008
Replies: 22
Views: 1,625
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Atheists Poll!

*snuggles*

The term 'Brights' always just kind of sounded like a gimmick to me.

I prefer the stigma of 'Atheist.' I'm not a Bright. I'm a godless heathen.
Forum: Front Page 05-31-2008
Replies: 55
Views: 4,031
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Swiss Pass Bill of Vegetable Rights

Well. It turns out my liberalism does have limits.
Forum: Poll Booth 05-31-2008
Replies: 22
Views: 1,625
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Atheists Poll!

An agnostic is someone who doesn't feel that they can answer the question at all, or who simply doesn't think about the issue.

If someone believes in a higher power (singular) but doesn't make any...
Forum: Writer's Corner 05-29-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 909
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Brick wall...

He's a 39-year-old submariner. I think I'll make him someone who went to Catholic school his whole life. Then the Naval Academy.

This is actually the second chapter I'm working on. The first is...
Forum: Music 05-29-2008
Replies: 8
Views: 712
Posted By HolokittyNX
200lb sistah invades body of 95lb blond and sings!

Okay. Got a hell of a surprise today. I grabbed one of those free iTunes cards at Starbucks, for a free download of a video called 'Mercy' by a singer called Duffy. The album being called...
Forum: Writer's Corner 05-29-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 909
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Brick wall...

*thwaps*

You're Jason Sabback, dammit. Keep up.

I'm the author. I'm the Satanic Atheist. But something is screaming at me that I have to set myself up with a challenge, and make this...
Forum: Writer's Corner 05-29-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 909
Posted By HolokittyNX
Brick wall...

Okay. I've got a problem.

I don't like Tristan Murtaugh.

The other problem? He's my main character in the second Suran vignette.

So...he's a guy. And I'm starting to realize I have no...
Forum: Poll Booth 05-29-2008
Replies: 20
Poll: Anti-Virus
Views: 1,529
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Anti-Virus

All well and good. But - 80% of antivirus programs can't do anything at all about a bot infection. There are one or two botnet-specific options out there, but they're brand-new. As it is, your...
Forum: Front Page 05-27-2008
Replies: 18
Views: 1,283
Posted By HolokittyNX
Re: Environmentally Friendly Bombs Planned

People joke that Nobel Peace Prize is named for the inventor of dynamite.

Actually, dynamite was just a safer way to store nitroglycerin. There was no new explosive involved in it.

They forget...
Forum: Back Page News 05-27-2008
Replies: 7
Views: 600
Posted By HolokittyNX
Forum: Back Page News 05-26-2008
Replies: 7
Views: 600
Posted By HolokittyNX
World's fastest Web connection goes to waste

And all she uses it for is reading newspapers.

from http://www.usatoday.com/tech/webguide/internetlife/2007-07-19-swedish-woman-fast-internet_N.htm

Swedish woman gets world's fastest Internet...
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